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Thu 05/22/08 03:55 PM

im here and i even have my helmet....laugh laugh



now all we gotta do is strap everyone together

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Thu 05/22/08 03:53 PM
Edited by MikeOxbig on Thu 05/22/08 03:53 PM

Some guy just IMed me and when I told him I was engaged, he kind of ignored it. I told him I had to get off of here because it is dinner time for my daughter and I......and he asked if she is single!!!!!sick

Right in my profile it says I am the mother of two teenagers. When I said she is 15 he signed off right away.....some guys are gross.




What a Perv......well is she....no wait i was just kidding....laugh laugh laugh noway noway noway noway

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Thu 05/22/08 03:51 PM

i thought i was a window licker then got sent somewhere where everyone really was and found out that i'm really not and in fact i'm smarter then most the so called doctors that work there..........but what the hell i'll take a ride for old time sake



once a window licker always a window licker.:wink:

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Thu 05/22/08 03:50 PM

Leftover Chinese and Microwaves!...I sure didnt feel like cooking tonight! laugh drinker




Uuuggh sooo goood.( Homer Drool )

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Thu 05/22/08 03:48 PM
huh I thought there was more of us

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Thu 05/22/08 03:47 PM



I'll have a Bass Ale and a shot of jager please.........:wink:


Make that a Double its Ladies Night drinker drinker


yee haa.........thanks sweetie.........:wink: bigsmile



Here theres 2 more anything for the Beautiful ladies heredrinker drinker

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Thu 05/22/08 03:46 PM
I missed it whats going on

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Thu 05/22/08 03:45 PM

I'll have a Bass Ale and a shot of jager please.........:wink:


Make that a Double its Ladies Night drinker drinker

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Thu 05/22/08 03:44 PM
Where are all my Lil Window Lickers at I know you are out here

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Thu 05/22/08 03:44 PM

nope..I don't think they should..it's up to the person who would be doin the flyin..JMO



See just look at those Eyes

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Thu 05/22/08 03:43 PM
Yup you guessed it the Short Bus

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Thu 05/22/08 03:41 PM
go half on it

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Thu 05/22/08 03:41 PM







There aint No Ugly ones on here so Drinks all around!
when you said that there wasn't anyone here :wink:




<--------Has no problem being the ugly one that crashes the party!




Well I still havent talked to any ugly chicks


<------HELLO!!! You are right now!




Oh SHUT UP with that Crap. Every person Has there own beauty If its not one thing its another. I still bet that you could do something to me, Hell any guy to get them standing at attention. If ya know what i mean.


noway Did you just tell me..to shut up!laugh
Your right everyone does have something that is beautiful..let me think..oh yes I know..my eyes!laugh


Yeah your eyes are telling me something....Woo Hoo We's getting Drunk and Nakedflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/22/08 03:39 PM
Nope Not at all

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Thu 05/22/08 03:36 PM





There aint No Ugly ones on here so Drinks all around!
when you said that there wasn't anyone here :wink:




<--------Has no problem being the ugly one that crashes the party!




Well I still havent talked to any ugly chicks


<------HELLO!!! You are right now!




Oh SHUT UP with that Crap. Every person Has there own beauty If its not one thing its another. I still bet that you could do something to me, Hell any guy to get them standing at attention. If ya know what i mean.

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Thu 05/22/08 03:31 PM



There aint No Ugly ones on here so Drinks all around!
when you said that there wasn't anyone here :wink:




<--------Has no problem being the ugly one that crashes the party!




Well I still havent talked to any ugly chicks

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Thu 05/22/08 03:30 PM

drinker



Woo Hoo We got another one

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Thu 05/22/08 03:29 PM



drinker drinker drinker drinker oh you should not have said that...I can drink from now till dawn




Woo Hoo I have to warn you I get Naked when I get Drunk.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


yeah so do I..guess we'll see which one is naked first!



This is gonna be a long night devil devil devil devil

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Thu 05/22/08 03:28 PM

drinker drinker drinker drinker oh you should not have said that...I can drink from now till dawn




Woo Hoo I have to warn you I get Naked when I get Drunk.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/22/08 03:26 PM


D@mmit Im always it
sad sad sad sad


cry baby laugh


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