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Sun 02/22/09 01:23 PM
He invented newton's first and third laws but he named them after newton...because he doesn't like to be popular...

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Sun 02/22/09 12:57 AM
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Please don't come back...

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Sat 02/21/09 10:33 PM
did you try to talk to her?

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Sat 02/21/09 08:55 PM
He invented the city...in the sex and the city show...

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Sat 02/21/09 08:52 PM


i feel that he will invent something in the future, that have four wheels and can transport you from one place to another....and i think he will call it: Car....


That would never work


Well, you never know...he is Al Gore after all....;)

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Sat 02/21/09 08:48 PM
i feel that he will invent something in the future, that have four wheels and can transport you from one place to another....and i think he will call it: Car....

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Sat 02/21/09 08:42 PM

I do believe he invented toenail clippers and ping pong ballsshades


talking about toe, he invented a way to poke noses with toes...

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Sat 02/21/09 08:33 PM
he invented the numbers between 16 and 21...

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Sat 02/21/09 08:30 PM
yeah, he discovered the difference between the circle and the square...

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Sat 02/21/09 08:27 PM

He invented removing a couple of ribs to allow a self-blowjob.


well, i will surprise you even more...he invented the blowjob

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Sat 02/21/09 08:24 PM
he invented the spoon as we know it today..

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Sat 02/21/09 08:09 PM
he invented the english and chinese languages...and he contributed in inventing the vowel letters in the ancient egyptian language....

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Fri 02/20/09 08:59 PM
btw, virginity is not a choice....it is a style of life...

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Fri 02/20/09 08:54 PM
yeah...i believe you man....i know a woman who has three kids and is still a virgin....

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Thu 02/12/09 08:08 PM
Well, that is a nice topic...from my prospective, when somebody is in pain..he needs any thing that make him feel better...specially words.....words have a strong effect on somebody specially when he is in an emotional mode...some people have the talent to do that to themselves....but others need somebody to do that for them.....so for me...it is not big deal to give nice and warm words for somebody who really needs them for two important reasons:
1- It is part of our human nature to feel with others, even if we don't know them..
2- We should help others even with words...

I want to ask people who disagree with this an important question: if you are walking in the street and you find somebody (whom you haven't known before) needs help, will you help him?

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Thu 02/12/09 06:44 PM
Shakira

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Wed 02/11/09 07:16 PM






since there was no reason, i will probably give you 1000/10.....

BUT if you use a fish instead of a large stick....i will give you 999/10


What if the fish is frozen?


ok, lets say that it is a frozen fish, then your rating will depend on the color of the fish




You will never know, i always carry my fish in non-descript brown paper bags.


Haaaaaaaa.....i catch you....how can the fish be frozen when you use brown paper bags? You should use yellow ones.....btw, congratulations for your son!!!


You keep forgetting that i am from Trinidad and Tobago.

He isnt my real son, he is just some young boy that i molest.


so you are from both Trinidad and Tobago? come on, you must choose one!!!

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Wed 02/11/09 07:05 PM




since there was no reason, i will probably give you 1000/10.....

BUT if you use a fish instead of a large stick....i will give you 999/10


What if the fish is frozen?


ok, lets say that it is a frozen fish, then your rating will depend on the color of the fish


You will never know, i always carry my fish in non-descript brown paper bags.


Haaaaaaaa.....i catch you....how can the fish be frozen when you use brown paper bags? You should use yellow ones.....btw, congratulations for your son!!!

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Wed 02/11/09 06:58 PM


since there was no reason, i will probably give you 1000/10.....

BUT if you use a fish instead of a large stick....i will give you 999/10


What if the fish is frozen?


ok, lets say that it is a frozen fish, then your rating will depend on the color of the fish

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Wed 02/11/09 06:53 PM
since there was no reason, i will probably give you 1000/10.....

BUT if you use a fish instead of a large stick....i will give you 999/10

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