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Topic: Things that Al Gore invented
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 02/21/09 07:51 PM
We all know that Al Gore invented the Internet, Speakerphones, Spanish, Braille, Morse Code and Beatboxing. But what are the lesser known things that the great Al also invented?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 07:53 PM
THIEF!

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 02/21/09 07:53 PM
Dingleberrys circling my anus.

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Sat 02/21/09 07:54 PM
We all know that Al Gore invented the Internet, Speakerphones, Spanish, Braille, Morse Code and Beatboxing. But what are the lesser known things that the great Al also invented? Mass hysteria over a non-problem, global warming.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 02/21/09 07:54 PM
Yes i stole the idea for this thread. But coincidently, Al Gore invented plagerism.

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 07:54 PM
the nobel prize

tn_hillbilly_69 Joined Sun 11/30/08 Posts: 14	Sat 02/21/09 07:55 PM
How could you forget that he invented "global warming"?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 07:56 PM
its ok i will just take royalties for this thread

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 02/21/09 07:57 PM
Al Gore invented kicking the living crap out of people rather than paying them royalties.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/21/09 07:57 PM
Global Warming

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 02/21/09 07:57 PM
Dingleberrys circling my anus.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 02/21/09 07:58 PM
Radio, phlebitis, the trapeze, cosmetology, the Jet Stream, the Boston Red Sox, representative democracy, the rhombus, the Dewey Decimal System (named after his brother Dewey), the Van Allen Belt, Arby's, the banjo, the pangolin, artificial intelligence, High-Definition Chili, and on-line oil changes.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 02/21/09 08:00 PM
Clackers and hair beads

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 08:00 PM
u left out duan allman. but i am almost positive the rhombus was that decartes guy.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 02/21/09 08:00 PM
He also invented bending over to tie your shoelaces

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/21/09 08:01 PM
He also invented silly putty, and Mr. Potatoe Head (no that was Dan Quayle). Al Gore invented Mr. Potato Head.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 02/21/09 08:01 PM
u left out duan allman. but i am almost positive the rhombus was that decartes guy. No, I'm talking about the one from the Beach Boys' song.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 02/21/09 08:02 PM
He and his co-hort Bill "I smoked but I did NOT inhale" Clinton also invented NAFTA, too. You know... the very piece of legislation Hillary claimed was "destroying our country" and pledged to take steps to "re-negotiate" it... up until it was found that she claimed it was essentially the best thing since sliced bread in her autobiographical book released some ten years ago.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/21/09 08:02 PM
Hanging Chads

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 02/21/09 08:02 PM
oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh... carry on.

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