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Topic: Things that Al Gore invented
Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 02/22/09 02:02 PM
vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still) WELL!!!! THANK YOU TIPPER!!!!! you are right! thread will no doubt be moved to the sex thread because Al also invented; porno smileys

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 02/22/09 02:04 PM
Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more an endless supply! Al also invented this guy-------> I have a feeling this is going to end up in another forum For your information, he invented all the other forums... Cool...then Poetrywriter can chase me all around the place And thank you Al...for Amore` Hold still Kim!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sun 02/22/09 03:09 PM
Sex?

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sun 02/22/09 03:30 PM
vibrating beds (he got the idea when Mrs. Gore wouldn't stay still) WELL!!!! THANK YOU TIPPER!!!!! you are right! thread will no doubt be moved to the sex thread because Al also invented; porno smileys

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sun 02/22/09 03:31 PM
Let's not forget the big foam finger used at football games, smog, fog and the peanuts in the peanut brittle Now how can I forget such important inventions. Thanks for reminding me! I owe ya one! You already gave me that cute kitty with a rose Is there more an endless supply! Al also invented this guy-------> I have a feeling this is going to end up in another forum For your information, he invented all the other forums... Cool...then Poetrywriter can chase me all around the place And thank you Al...for Amore` Hold still Kim! The fun is in the being caught!

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sun 02/22/09 03:32 PM
Sex? No....that was invented by Fred and Wilma Flintstone...however, Al did invent nude beaches and thong underwear

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 02/22/09 03:38 PM
He invented the words 'the' and 'and' He was also the first person to climb Mount Everest naked.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sun 02/22/09 03:49 PM
He invented the words 'the' and 'and' He was also the first person to climb Mount Everest naked. That must be where that blinding glow came from...lol He also invented, giant paper clips, paper wads, paper mache and toilet paper

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 02/22/09 03:52 PM
He invented Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sun 02/22/09 03:55 PM
He invented the clapper while sitting on the crapper. Incidentally, I did previously mention he also invented indoor plumbing.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sun 02/22/09 04:02 PM
Candy Land, Chutes and Ladders, Ring Around The Rosie and Rosie O'Donald

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 02/22/09 05:55 PM
Al has been at it again; 1950 Ford hubcaps Ringo Starr drumsticks Roadkill Baby pacifiers Prostate pills Beefaroni hooks Invisible ink <<<<<<<<<this one written with the invisible ink Chunky peanut butter 3 cup bras for those Aliens among us Fishing tackle "Do Not Cross" police tape 2 Tier Japanese buses Ear lobes "How to Attack the Wrong Woman" internet course Whales Satellites Courtrooms Bologna Unbreakable Breakable plastic thumbtacks to be continued..........

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 02/23/09 07:45 AM
Al Gore Invented Billy Mays and that Sham Wow Guy

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 02/23/09 07:49 AM
Al Gore Invented the "BUZZ" Chime on Yahoo Messenger

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Mon 02/23/09 05:12 PM
and Al continues with; -rubber duckie's -air pumps to blow up rubber duckie's (has universal attachment that allows the blowing up of the new Paris Hilton porno doll) -snide remarks -clever remards -embarrassing remarks -gross remarks -Zorro's black velvety cape -pet rocks cousin -ghia pet in denial set -test scores -submarines -the color aqua -denim jeans -lo cal fat snacks -noiseless zippers -10 ply bathroom tissues for those he men with rough butts -12 oz soda cans -CBS -David Letterman's necktie -Batman's pointy ears -poison oak (still collecting royalities on poison shumac co-invented with Pee Wee Herman) -3 blade zissors -digital cameras -idea of double dating (Al/Tipper & Bill/Hillary) went sled riding together in the Arizona desert with snow shipped in from Alaska on Air Force One) -nude beaches to be continued...........

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Mon 02/23/09 05:14 PM
jimi hendrix invented al gore tho.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 02/23/09 05:17 PM
Pet rocks. It might be his crowning achievement.

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Mon 02/23/09 06:04 PM
Pet rocks. It might be his crowning achievement. No Mitch, he didn't invent the rocks, he invented the stream that formed the rocks at the bottom of the waterfall..which he also invented, along with the little yellow box the rocks came in....lol, rock boxes, lock boxes, and most of hollywoods finest foxes...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 02/25/09 07:02 AM
He invented using your other hand because it feels like someone else..

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 02/25/09 07:33 AM
At one time people used to breathe through their butts. Al Gore invented the nose. Dan, you should be especially thankful. After all, if you had no nose you'd probably wind up sticking those fingers up your ass.