Topic: Things that Al Gore invented
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Thu 05/28/09 08:57 PM


We all know that Al Gore invented the Internet, Speakerphones, Spanish, Braille, Morse Code and Beatboxing.

But what are the lesser known things that the great Al also invented?




Mass hysteria over a non-problem, global warming.


BINGO!!! Give this man a fish!! :thumbsup:

ilhan11's photo
Thu 05/28/09 08:58 PM

Al Gore invented Susan Boyle's hairy lip


He is so creative...
I know that he invented the glasses in the word "eyeglasses"....

msmyka's photo
Thu 05/28/09 08:58 PM
Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.

ilhan11's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:01 PM
He found out that it needs both: a male and female, to have kids...

ilhan11's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:02 PM

Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...

msmyka's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:05 PM


Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:

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Thu 05/28/09 09:06 PM

I find it interesting that when Al Gore said he voted for the funding which developed the Internet and voted for the funding that cleaned up Love Canal, people immediately began screaming that he is taking credit for "inventing" the Internet and the Superfund. It is like saying that someone who bought IBM stock invented the computer. This is what happens in this era where we don't have news readers like Walter Cronkite anymore, we have news pundits who push agendas.


That about sums it all up.:thumbsup:

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Thu 05/28/09 09:06 PM



Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:


Al Gore INVENTED time!

Silly girl.

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Thu 05/28/09 09:07 PM



Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:


laugh

msmyka's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:08 PM
What WAS I thinking? slaphead

ilhan11's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:08 PM



Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:


Haha, but what will you say if I told you that Al Gore was around long before the dinosaurs?

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Thu 05/28/09 09:09 PM




Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:


Haha, but what will you say if I told you that Al Gore was around long before the dinosaurs?


noway tongue2

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Thu 05/28/09 09:11 PM
He invented the number six "6" as we know it today....

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Thu 05/28/09 09:12 PM





Al Gore also invented the solar powered miniature sand blaster that was used to remove Tammy Faye's make-up.


For your information, he ivented Tammy Faye's make up...


I disagree, I think lead paint was around long before Al Gore's time :wink:


Haha, but what will you say if I told you that Al Gore was around long before the dinosaurs?


noway tongue2


Well, i was shocked when I knew as well....but you know, it is Al Gore after all...

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Thu 05/28/09 09:15 PM

He invented the number six "6" as we know it today....


I dont rate him very much for that. All he did was turn 9 upside down.

9 was invented by Jesus.

Although Al Gore did invent Jesus, so he can take SOME credit for it.

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Thu 05/28/09 09:20 PM


He invented the number six "6" as we know it today....


I dont rate him very much for that. All he did was turn 9 upside down.

9 was invented by Jesus.

Although Al Gore did invent Jesus, so he can take SOME credit for it.


Your logic is undeniable!

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Thu 05/28/09 09:26 PM

Dingleberrys circling my anus.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

ilhan11's photo
Thu 05/28/09 09:39 PM
Hmmmm, he is now orking on his biggest inventions..
He is trying to produce electricity from human poop....


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Thu 05/28/09 09:47 PM
:banana: :banana: After spending most of his adult life as a politician. Al Gore also invented Bull Cookies and Cow Pies. Along with Road Apples. Seeing as how he is full of all 3 of these inventions.:banana: :banana:

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Fri 05/29/09 06:15 PM
Al Gore invented the phrase 'waaassssssssssuppppppppppp'