"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a
stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete
safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you
have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first
girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I
admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the
next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be
worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

Ty Lulu, and Yes ,kids miss
less than most people think..

Sometime i for get that.. but he has away of let me know OFTEN..lol

I love to hear thing like that too.

And the ...KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK...

TY , I thoght so 2..

My son is the greatest... He had to do this for class and the 1st A+ in
got in the class.. all year.....lol


My Mom...

Is MEAN ... She wont let me play PS2 on a week days..
Only on weekends .... if i dont get a D anyway , I have not play my
PS2 in weeks.

Is Smart... if fix a car for a lady that was cring , on the side of the
road..
The lady was going to have a baby ... she got mean again, but at the
lady and told her to
shut-up and sit down ," I'll fix your car but not catch that kid for
you.." Jenni and i laughed.

Is Funny .. Mom wont let me be mad at her ... If I'm mad she saids
"thats fine"..
and dose something really silly that makes me laugh at her .. And im not
mad anymore.

Is SNEAKY.... I do something ..and think mom wont know .... and SHE
DOSE ..
Is The best at giving HUGS .. And a lot I get.. kisses to sometimes..

Loud when she is mad at someone..and talks so fast Jenni and I.. dont
know what she is saying.

Mom can't Sing .

Mom gets sad. and still smiles ...

Mom cooks good, and someone alway ask her to make something for them .
and she dose.. dont know why...

I like to dance with my mom , as long as she don't sing ..

Mom has to meet my freinds mom and dad, if she don't like them I can't
go over there ,but my freind can come over..

Mom makes Jenni and I laugh alot , our sides hurt sometimes..

Mom is Fun.. Wakes us up at 2 in the morning when the power gose out
and we cook marshmellows over candles , sitting on the floor around the
coffeetable. Talking and laughing..she tells great storys

The best thing about my Mom is her Smile.. it makes me Smile too..



That lady with the car was over 2 years ago(and she was crying so damn
loud i could not think , i shocked her tho..when i yelled at her that
was funny he was right about them laughing .. .. and the waking them up
at 2 was last summer , we had a storm and they was awake when i looked
in on them and thats when i asked them to get up with me.. and the sad
but smiles.. killed me. and he didn't have to add cant sing 2 times ,
the 1st time was fine. im not sneaky , he is just not very good at
hiding things..

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion
of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out
your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and
direction. You tend to be very loyal.

yep thats me

Good Morning , YES coffee please ... I need a lot
of it this morning ....

GREAT !! LMAO

Gilligan's Island ,
Benny Hill
Andy Griffith
Monty Python
A Team

yes , i do

yes , you can be cuddling bud's with some one ... I have had one your
good buds and you both like to cuddle , and thats all you both want...
its a good thing..

Most cop shops now have internet crime Detp. take the emails from him
to the cops, and that part about him telling you to be scared.. will
work , they will most likely look at it as internet stocking.. and if
they get his I.P addy they can talkto him about it ...... Oh and ya if
they say theres nothing they can do thats B.S. .. have a lil fit and
tell them them you get raped or killed.. everyone at JSH will be on the
asses ....

thats great ... thnaks

2 blonds walk in to a wall......






You think one of them would of seen IT ...

57% Dixie. Barely in Dixie

stright shots and beer .. hell ya

Damn stright !! Merryanne ,Crown Royal is better!!! cheers
G/F

prayers and hopes for a speedy recovery ..

hmmm