something to make them laff

IM A BLONDE BIMBO

why do blond women have bruises around their belly button's ?








because blond men aint too bright i ther [just joking honest]

omg bigpappa

i am a taxi-cab driver who without a moustache looks likehe's only in
his teens.i am going on 34 in a couple of weeks.

I am Arnold's sunt double

im barbies sister

i'm a house pet left at home alone who taught myself to type

iam a rodeo clown

lol love u guys,u crack me up!!!!!

barbies evil twin sister here lol,barbies fake and im real

I am really a 12 yr. old got hold of moms puter heheheheehhee

I WILL eat anything!!!!

thats good mikey cuz don't cook

:laugh lol i was on my lap top and could figure out why my cam
wasnt workin,,,,duh i forgot to connect it lol

Ill cook for u anydat tulip!!!

um......lisa does all my cooking..


stirs the pot and everything.....


lmao

A friend of mine has a son who, when he was at a rebellious age, rushed
over to grab up his father's beer. Unbeknownst to the youth, daddy had
put a cigarette out in it earlier. Looking at his dad while shielding
the beer from his mother(who knew nothing of the butt inside) the kid
says..."Can I dad?" Mom tried to get the can, to no avail, while Dad
just watched.After a few moments of struggle, and the mother voicing her
opinion(which the youth ignored), Dad says "Go ahead...I don't care"
After much spewing and coughing, not to mention Dad laughing
hysterically...Dad says...."See boy...I told ya to listen to yer mother
more!"

i told a a guy one time that poled pigs were pigs that we had to stick
poles up their buts in the winter time so they could eat the apples off
the trees cause the ground was frozen and they would starve if we didnt
and it took two people to hold em up
he believed me
i married him and divorced him two years later cause he was too much of
a bucksnorter

So you DON'T have to stick the poles up their butts then??




Dang.

Ya learn something new every day.

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you been stickin them poles where

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