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Sun 07/12/09 11:58 AM
Just remove the thread hijacking rule and we'd be set.






So did you hear about what happened on the UFC fight last night?

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Sun 07/12/09 11:52 AM
You know what I think about flatulence talk?



















sick ill

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Sun 07/12/09 02:46 AM

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Sat 07/11/09 01:17 AM
Remove the food source and breeding areas. Fruit flies have a life-cycle of 10 days, giving them plenty of time to punish you for leaving moist, fermenting, organic material in which they may lay eggs. Most fly trap ideas only serve to illustrate the flies' progress in taking over your home, and some will themselves provide a breeding ground. Sanitation is the only effective resolution. Address these frequent problem spots:
Wash all dishes. Clear the drains.
Launder the dishrags, or at least wash them thoroughly with soap, rinse them well and wring them dry before hanging them up (don't leave them in the sink).
Store trash in a covered bin.
Get rid of flowers in the area. All they really need is sugar, and nectar can provide a source.
Do not toss food garbage into waste-paper baskets.
Cover your fruit bowl or store fruit you wish to keep in the refrigerator. Also, raisins, dates and prunes are favorite attractants.
Discard all overripe fruit.
Clean opened containers of fruit juice, fermented or vinegar products, for example ketchup, siracha or cooking wine. Seal them well. Keep these in the refrigerator if possible.
Wipe up crumbs and spills from your cabinets, counter and floor.
Take out all trash
They love rotten bananas, so get rid of those.
Do your laundry.
Clean the seals of your refrigerator door, the top and under the fridge, especially clean the evaporation pan if it has one.
Clean under and around your dishwasher and stove.
Dump mop water, clean the pail, launder the mop rag.
Remove damp lint from the laundry room.
Take out your compost and keep your collection bin covered and food additions to your pile buried beneath yard waste.
Do not use manure, beer or rank water for fertilizer near the house.
Use screens for your doors and windows.
Make a bowl trap:


Put a piece of old skinless fruit and some wine, or some balsamic in a bowl (think like the flies: what do you want for dinner?).
Cover the bowl tightly (no wrinkles) with plastic wrap.
Poke many small holes in the plastic with a fork. The fruit flies go in and can't get out (if the holes are too big they will fly back out).
Make a plastic zip lock bag trap:


Place a few slices of an apple inside a zip lock bag
Leave an inch open to allow pests to enter. The little pests will soon be on and surrounding the apple.
Zip the bag closed and crush each one with your fingertips.
Make a funnel trap:


Make a cone out of the sheet of paper (like a funnel). Tape the outside of the cone so that it stays in place.
Check that the cone fits snugly into a glass or cup.
Cut off the tip of the cone so that you now have a funnel.
Pour a small amount of cider vinegar into the glass or cup. (Rum mixed with orange juice also works very well - additionally, a half teaspoon of baker's yeast in water can also suffice)
Insert the funnel into the glass or cup, but don't let the bottom of the funnel touch the liquid. Tape the funnel in two or three places from the outside so that there is no gap between the glass and the cone.
Place your newly created trap on a flat surface. The flies will be attracted by the smell of the fruity vinegar and fly into the cone. The flies will slip down the cone and will either land in the vinegar and drown or will be trapped and not able to get back out. If you leave the trap overnight, the trapped fruit flies will eventually fall into the vinegar and drown.
Make a soda bottle trap:


Remove the lid and label from a clean, empty plastic two-liter soda bottle.
Carefully remove the upper third of the bottle by cutting along its circumference at approximately where the top of the label used to be.
Put an attractive liquid such as orange juice or cider vinegar in the cup-shaped part of the now-severed bottle.
Turn the cone upside-down and insert it into the cup-shaped bottom part of the bottle. Seal the seam at the top of the bottle with duct tape.
Fruit flies find their way into the bottle, but they can't get back out. After most flies are trapped inside, simply seal the bottle in a plastic shopping bag and throw out.
Make an oven trap:


Remove all available food from kitchen. Clean the dishes, place open items in ziplock bags or the fridge.
Open the door of your oven and place a piece of fruit (banana or kiwi peels) in there overnight.
Wake up early the next morning and quietly close the oven door.
Turn on the oven to 400ºF/200ºC for about 10-15 minutes and majority of your fruit flies will be gone.
Clean the oven thoroughly.
Make a glass trap:


Put a piece of fruit in a glass.
Cover the glass tightly with plastic wrap and secure to the glass.
Put a small hole in the plastic. The fruit flies go in and can't get out.
Make a wine trap:


Put a small amount of sweet wine in a little bowl.
Take your finger tip and put a very tiny amount of dish soap on it, preferably diluted
Barely touch the surface of the wine at the center with your finger tip.
This breaks the surface tension of the wine. The fruit flies will be attracted by the scent of the wine and drown in it. Normally the surface tension of the wine would have protected them from drowning, but with it gone, as they touch the edge of the wine to drink, they will stick to it, fall in and drown.
Catch and release method
Drop a piece of fruit (preferably rotten) into a large, clean jar such as a Mason jar.
Place the jar near the greatest concentration of flies (i.e., if they're hanging around the fruit bowl, put the jar in the fruit bowl). It will take the flies a while to find the jar, but once they do, they'll hang around in there having a little rotten-fruit orgy.
Once you see a bunch of flies in there... WHAM! slam a plate down on the top of the jar. You have to be quick or they'll all fly out.
Escort the flies outside and release them--make sure they all fly out of the jar.
Repeat this process until you're finding only one or two flies in the jar at a time (release them too). The idea is that along with getting rid of the food where they were breeding, you get rid of the breeding generation. Important: This process may take several days. You must replace the piece of fruit every day because the flies will have laid eggs on it and if you let them hatch you're back where you started.
Hair dryer method
locate the general area of the fruit flies and the nearest plug. Get a hair dryer.
Plug in the hair dryer, turn it on (preferably to full heat) and put the back end of the dryer near a hovering fly. It will be sucked in and fried by the hair dryer. This is fun and highly effective! Trying to blow at them with the hot air doesn't work well, but sucking them in like this does.
Vacuum
Use the funnel trap to collect them in one area. However sometimes with the trap they will just sit on top of the funnel and not go down inside. So take a vacuum cleaner and suck them all of the top of the funnel and out of the air when they try to fly away.
Windex
Windex works great for those stray flies that are still lingering after using the traps. Just point and spray, preferably when they are landed on a surface. Give 3 or 4 good up-close sprays. Eventually they will curl up and die.
and make sure you throw out all fruits that they have touched
Fruit flies hate honey. mix a bottle of honey with half a pint of vinegar and pour all around the base of house, car, lawn,etc. within seconds, all fruit flies within the premises will leave immediately, and be gone.





http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fruit-Flies

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Sat 07/11/09 01:10 AM
Your fears don't exist outside the realm of your own head. Therefore whether they exist or not, it is a null set and therefore you can logically override the fear as irrational and pretend they don't exist each and every time.

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Sat 07/11/09 01:07 AM
Too many good choices to just stick with one person for the rest of your life.




It's like walking into a doughnut store for the first time and committing to just one flavor of doughnut for the rest of your life.

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Sat 07/11/09 01:03 AM
Edited by GeniuSxBoY on Sat 07/11/09 01:03 AM
^^ you're











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Fri 07/10/09 07:27 PM
9(x+y) x (2m/3z) times



Represents any number except for when z=0 and then it doesn't exist at that instance

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Fri 07/10/09 07:22 PM
1 out of those 6.5 billion?





A. Are you bisexual? If not, your chances are only 1 in 3 billion.


B. Do you date children under the age of 18 and women above 50 years old? If not, your chances are knocked down to 1 in 600 million.


C. Do you date cripples, mentally handicap, prisoner inmates, or people with serious visually unwanted flaws causing hideousness?
If not, your chances drop to 1 in 200million.

D. Do you date people in Africa, South Africa, europe and Asia?
If not, your chances drop to 1 in 40million

E. Do you date married girls or girls that only like girls?
if not, your chances drop to 1 in 17million


Seems about right. There are 17 million girls out there that you have at least a 1% chance with excluding such factors as tax bracket/income disparity, class, race, and other superficial preferences.

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Fri 07/10/09 01:39 AM
Uhm... are you trying to say you're alone and unique in this experiment? You're telling us something we already know. Men prefer shorter girls with big boobs, skinny waist, and big butt. I don't see why you need 5 pages for this

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Thu 07/09/09 01:50 AM

Where does virgin wool come from?
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Sheep that you haven't come across yet, Cowboy! laugh
(virgin sheep)




That was ba-a-a-d

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Thu 07/09/09 01:49 AM
A Day late and a dollar short :(




I guess I have to wait another 100 years to make that joke work

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Thu 07/09/09 01:40 AM


Because of yesterday's date.


Isn't that supposed to be...

"Because 7 ate (8) 9" ??? spock




That is yesterday's date! Isn't it?

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Thu 07/09/09 01:32 AM
Because of yesterday's date.

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Mon 07/06/09 12:24 AM
I'm curious, how does your mood change over time?


Do you have relatively the same mood everyday?


Background for why I ask:
Personally, everyday is a different day for me. One day I'll be in a good mood, one day I'll be in a bad mood, one day I'll feel lazy, another day I'll feel amped up, some days I just want to fight someone, some days I feel shy, some days I feel lonely, some days I feel like my life is perfect, and much more.

The only consistancy for me is the daily inconsistancy. I know for certain that the mood I am today will not carry over into the next day.

My mood is affected by the intervals of sleep, how I wake up, how many problems overlap from yesterday, am I fighting with someone?, gross workload I have planned for the day, complexity of same workload of the day, feasibility of finishing workload, predictable events(deliveries), unpredictable events(deliveries that come incorrectly), clarity of my personal vision, whether there is dizziness or headaches, response time to questions, self productivity (am I getting stuff done or is time going too fast?), are favorable customers in attendance or are the customers that I despise or annoy me come to bother me, etc...



Is anyone under this much stress an able to have normal, consistant, enlightened, happy, moods?

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Sun 07/05/09 10:23 AM
Would you date YOU?



I wouldn't capitalize on myself happy

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Sun 07/05/09 12:47 AM

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Sat 07/04/09 09:13 PM



nope...these weren't Americans. my aunt is Korean...born and raised there. she moved to the states when she married my uncle..she is the most domineering woman I have ever met.



That's why she moved to the United States, she fits in


lol have you polled every woman in the world???? there are many women born and raised here that have "old fashioned" values. sorry but you can't generalize like that



I can and I did :tongue:

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Sat 07/04/09 09:10 PM

nope...these weren't Americans. my aunt is Korean...born and raised there. she moved to the states when she married my uncle..she is the most domineering woman I have ever met.



That's why she moved to the United States, she fits in

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Sat 07/04/09 09:07 PM








I agree, foreign women are much more pleasant than their american counterparts.


wanna mud wrestle over that????



If I win: _____________?
If you win: _____________?


there is no if..I WILL win pitchfork



what do you win?


I'm a low maintenance girl...bragging rights is enough for me laugh



So symbolically you are saying that American women are the men and American men are the women, thus proving my point that foreign women are much better at being women?


nope....because you can't generalize that way. I knew some Philippino women that "wore the pants" in the family



I'm sure there are exceptions but the exceptions don't cater to the majority of the gender. The exceptions in the phillipines are the majority in the americas

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