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Fri 04/08/22 11:26 PM
Major 3rd or Minor 3rd? Oh, you weren't talking about music. My mistake.

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Wed 04/06/22 06:24 PM
Edited by Brett on Wed 04/06/22 06:25 PM



Name: Larsi pitchfork

Education: I have one :thumbsup:

Profession: Terrorist and Antichrist pitchfork explode laugh



How ironic! I am one of the Seven Riders of The Apocalypse... I'll allow you to guess which one.


How ironic! To my knowledge, there is only four of them. As mentioned in a song by Metallica glasses


There WERE four but now that I've joined, several of my groupies have also followed me. I'm good like that... very popular cult figure amongst those who love 60 year old balding Aussie males... Besides which, I never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

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Wed 04/06/22 06:22 PM

Are you saying my Korean dicinary got it wrong ?

OK that never worled with my last form teach any way, spelling is a convention, when i submit stuff i take the trouble, what i posted was understandable.

Bit thank you any way, i am me and i claim to be the worlds worst speller, were all good at some thing right ?

leona


Hahaha... I was just yanking your chain when I posted earlier (that's Aussie for having a joke). We Aussies tend to laugh at everything and everyone, including ourselves. We're like that.

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Wed 04/06/22 06:18 PM

Still looking for a needle in the haystack ... it was a false alarm the other day .... oops !!!


I found the needle the other day, so you can stop looking now... It was a little disconcerting though that I only found it when I sat down on the nice, soft hay for a break from looking.... The doctor removed it fairly painlessly.

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Wed 04/06/22 07:16 AM

I have now encountered 4 females with male pics, and no info what so ever. is this common to the site ?

Or is there a problem with the data base, keeping the right pics matched to the right profile ?

I am sitting my finals in computer sceince this summer, if you want me to check the code i can, i do not need acess to people data.

leona Confused. Being hairy went out in the stone age, any men pretending to be females, please shave.

leona


There's now a female swimmer just like what you describe, who's rated #1 in his/her field of swimming, apparently... according to Social Media, anyway.

I hope this of extreme assistance to your thesis. I can spell-check your work for you if you like, as I am an English Major... (actually, I'm not, but I never let the facts get in the way of a good story).

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Wed 04/06/22 07:11 AM

Name: Larsi pitchfork

Education: I have one :thumbsup:

Profession: Terrorist and Antichrist pitchfork explode laugh



How ironic! I am one of the Seven Riders of The Apocalypse... I'll allow you to guess which one.

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Wed 04/06/22 07:08 AM
Edited by Brett on Wed 04/06/22 07:09 AM

Name: Ava Nuther
Education: Ongoing
Skills: Work in Progress


Ava Nuther? Don't mind if I do, thanks... make it a pint, please. No schooners... Yes, believe it or not, we DO have pints in the colonies...

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Tue 04/05/22 08:24 PM
Edited by Brett on Tue 04/05/22 08:25 PM
3 days later on, I am the first person to answer your thread and I'm from Brissy...

Does that answer your question, mate?

Even Brisbane is very quiet on this site. Many of the prospective ladies are currently exploring a male prospect, have been hit by scammers and dropped out of actively looking for someone here, have died, converted to some obscure religion that forbids fraternisation, or have developed Dementia and can't remember their passwords....

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Tue 04/05/22 08:15 PM
Edited by Brett on Tue 04/05/22 08:18 PM
On the flip side of this, regarding WOMEN who start to talk with me about sex, that raises a huge red flag for me. Usually, it means that they are setting me up (well, trying to, anyway) for a scam.

If they are talking with me about sex and what they want to do to me in the shower with toys before we have even met for a coffee? That's suss. Then again, the silver lining to the cloud is that it shows they are into cleanliness, I suppose...

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Sun 03/27/22 02:24 AM
I play the trombone.

I'm not a scammer.

Damn! That's one too many random facts...

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Fri 03/25/22 09:11 PM


That is highly unlikely ... you will be waiting a long time . Chances are you will be rear ended by Bill Gates , first ... most guys on here are officers and gentlemen ...

The gentleman in the forums, absolutely agree with you. In the app…i will suggest you not to put your hands in the fire. Most of those profiles out there are not who they claim to be. Maybe she just bumped into one of those…

Agreed, regarding the profiles, well many of them, anyway... and that goes for the "ladies" there as well, so it's a two edged sword.

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Thu 03/24/22 04:52 AM
Edited by Brett on Thu 03/24/22 04:53 AM
Account > Settings > Deactive Account > Delete Account

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Sun 03/20/22 02:14 AM

looking for the right one


Aren't we all....

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Mon 03/07/22 04:24 AM
Edited by Brett on Mon 03/07/22 04:25 AM

bounding ???


Yeah, you know... just like kangaroos do...

Oh... maybe he meant "bondage"?

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Sun 03/06/22 08:43 PM

And also be sure to check out the other person's voltage AC or DC or BOTH

RESISTOR SHOULD BE APPLY :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:


Ohm my goodness....

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Sun 03/06/22 02:30 AM

Topic: looking for the one


Here it is.



Welcome also.


Love it.

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Sat 03/05/22 01:07 AM
Edited by Brett on Sat 03/05/22 01:13 AM
Yes, we lost Warney today after only just losing Rod Marsh. Both to heart attacks, it is believed. Of course, there is a conspiracy theory going around that Warney's early demise was due to Viagra... He took some, then did a "Steve Irwin" and got impaled upon something sharp and long.

Any time anyone wants the rules of Cricket explained to them, I've got a spare couple of hours to explain just the basics.

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Sun 02/27/22 11:23 PM
I think it's quite good, Brian, but then again, I'm not exactly an expert myself.

Some others would say that your profile picture needs to be a close-up of your face without the body, because the pics are so small in Mingle.

Your description is short and sweet. I've seen far worse profiles than yours. You haven't put anything controversial in it and you've said a bit about yourself, so that's all good.

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Mon 02/21/22 12:26 AM
"Cryptocurrency Analist"? What is that? Also, I think you mean "Analyst"? Just saying...

"Smoker" can be a turn off for many people who don't. Again, just saying...

"Intimate Encounter" is a turn off for many women. If I was one, it would be for me. I agree with Poetrywriter about the chest photo.... but then again, if you happen to hit the niche group members of ladies who are looking for that, well... you might get lucky.

Regarding not filling out the About Me part... that's like trying to advertise a car without describing it.

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Tue 02/15/22 03:47 PM
Thanks for all your comments, everyone. I'm still married, yes, but in name only. We did the financial split through the Family Court over a year ago. All that is left now is the actual divorce itself, although that is merely a formality. There are 900 kilometres between us and there is no contact now.

Still... as you say, Crystal... not done yet...

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