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Sat 11/17/07 07:04 PM



So if i eat one piece of rice, I ate my rouse??

How nice....uhhh... I mean nouse!!

smokin drinker bigsmile



owww my head

i know! what have i started?

WELL IF YOU SEE A MOOSE IT IS CALLED A MOOSE.BUT IF YOU SEE 2 MOOSE IT IS STILL CALLED 2"MOOSES".A GOOSE AND ANOTHER ARE CALLED GEESE.SO WHY NOT CALL MORE THAN 1 MOOSE "MEESE"?:tongue:

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Sat 11/17/07 06:57 PM
Edited by joe1973 on Sat 11/17/07 06:57 PM

Bored
Bored
Bored

I need someone to talk to

Worked all flippen day

Time to relax

What to do?


SOUNDS LIKE MY DAY SO FAR.BUT I AM DISPATCHING FOR THE CAB COMPANY.

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Sat 11/17/07 06:41 PM
Edited by joe1973 on Sat 11/17/07 06:46 PM

that's illegal?

YEP.JUST PUTTING HIM IN DANGER IS ENOUGH HERE IN ALBERTA TO LOOSE YOUR LICENSE.PLUS BE IN JAIL FOR 10 YEARS.

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Sat 11/17/07 06:30 PM
TRIED THAT JOSH.BUT THE ARSE CALLED THE POLICE ON ME.HE WAS ON THE HIGHWAY 2 MILES FROM HOME.

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Sat 11/17/07 06:08 PM
TRY DRIVING TAXI WITH A VAN FULL OF ROWDY DRUNKS.2 HAVE KNIVES ON THEM 24/7.

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Wed 11/14/07 11:08 PM
voting for: firedragon76 as well as myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:tongue:

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Wed 11/14/07 10:13 PM
Edited by joe1973 on Wed 11/14/07 10:15 PM
hey sweetie! hope you had a good day.flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou but those ARE interesting questions for sure.laugh

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Wed 11/14/07 05:14 PM
old joke.posted by uk1971 about a month ago.

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Wed 11/14/07 01:06 PM
WELCOME TO THE JSH.COM FUNNY FARM.laugh laugh no really welcome and have fun.read the forum rules BEFORE you blast anyone.

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Wed 11/14/07 01:03 PM
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Wed 11/14/07 12:52 PM
more smileys would be appreciated.same with possibly having an mp3 player on our profile.

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Wed 11/14/07 12:30 PM
here in alberta canada PER LITRE it varies from $0.889 upto AND including $1.209. but remember WE pay by the litre.NOT by the gallon. so bottom price PER us gallon is $3.36. highest per us gallon is $4.58.

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Wed 11/14/07 01:45 AM
FUNNY THING IS IF DI-CK IS SPELLED LIKE THIS IT IS NOT CENSORED. BUT AS A WHOLE WORD IT IS. IT HAPPENS TO BE A PERSONS NAME AS WELL AS ANOTHER NAME FOR A MANS APPENDAGE.HMMMMMMMM.BLOCKING THAT WORD SHOULD BE REMOVED.

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Tue 11/13/07 05:44 PM
huh

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Mon 11/12/07 08:15 PM
*peeks in and shouts "HEY PURPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shuts door and runs like hell.

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Mon 11/12/07 06:29 PM
I SALUTE ALL MEMBERS OF ALL FORCES OF SERVICE.ARMY,NAVY,AIR,AND SEALS.(I THINK THAT IS THE 4TH ONE FOR USA).

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Mon 11/12/07 05:23 PM
when YOU and your fiance are ready.both mentaly and physically.

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Mon 11/12/07 05:22 PM
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Mon 11/12/07 05:21 PM
hey again coco-nuts(?).lol.hows about we form a party on here to have a mp3 player on our hp's?

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Mon 11/12/07 05:19 PM
80's???????oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh THRILLER,BEAT IT BILLY JEAN EAT IT come to mind.....HEY!!!!!!!! i have those tunes on my pc!!!!laugh

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