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The all-time greatest commedian was Johhny Carson. There have been no
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I lost a friend today :(
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Dear Twilight, I know, I know. I raise guinea pigs and each time I
lose one, I cry. We just have to remember that those little creatures don't live long, but we must continue to make their little lives as pleasant as possible, which I'm sure you did. |
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Topic:
whats your favorite smell?
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Frying onions and garlic. I wish a candle company would come up with
that scent. Also the smell of deisel fuel and coffee brewing. It reminds me of travelling for some reason. |
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I've been outside, too. Watching the lizards have sex. It sure beats
sittin' here on the computer freezing to death. |
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Yeah, I think so, Purple. Memorial Day is a holiday here in the States
where everyone waves flags, BBQs, and drinks lots of beer. There's no garbage service or mail either. |
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Oh, I missed the BBQ.
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Why??????
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Not to change the subject, but Doc, you look very familiar.
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Topic:
Why??????
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Damn, if I lived in New Jersy, I'd be in prison for taking wrong turns.
Hang in there! |
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Hi everyone. Is it still Memorial Day. I can't remember.
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Topic:
What shampoo do you use?
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Whatever's on sale! After decades of washing my hair, I have realized
that it doesn't matter. If you've got it, you've got it. |
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Hey ya' all. If I can't get my head to shut up, I just get up and start
the day. Sometimes the day starts at 10:30 P.M. Might as well do something. Happy Memorial Day. |
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Paris should get 40 years for being the most stupid, useless person in
the world. (Time off if she gets that big bottom lip fixed). Phil Spector should get LIFE for being the ugliest person in the history of mankind. Can you top these two? |
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Topic:
what car do you drive ?
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I have a 1994 Nissan Sentra with 83,000 miles. I have one dent in the
back from backing into a trailer hitch. I put an American flag decal over it. At 25-30 miles per gallon in the city it's mine 'til I die. |
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TV
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There's nothing on television now but a golf tournament, a fishing
contest and a basketball game. What's a girly girl to do. I guess I'll go watch mold grow in the bathtub. |
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Meredith
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Topic:
Name That Tune
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Where are the notes on this key board. That's Pablo Linguinni or
something--"Jenny" Sorry no prize. Next? |
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Topic:
Name That Tune
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OHAhOHOHOHa--Heya HEYHEYHEY! Prizes will be awarded.
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Topic:
whats ur best feature
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My nose! It cost me a fortune. LOL
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I hate it when some stupid commercial gets stuck in my head. "I'm a Ford
truck man. dada That's all I drive dada Ain't got no boundaries; don't compromise." |
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Topic:
hmm
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Try the pub or one of the coffee shops on this site. That's where most
of the funny chatting occurs. |
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