I don't know where to put this post. It's not of great importance, but
I'm feeling a bit nostalgic. Does anybody here remember
Stuebaker's--one of the best dance places and pick-up clubs in the
country? Just tell me.

I must have missed the 6 o'clock news. Is Gary a current event? LOL

Manwich, if the sherrif defies the court, he be Paris' roomate. HAHA
She has served a valuable public service to us all. For serveral weeks
now she has entertained millions of people across the world, helping get
our minds off all the problems we personally face. Misery loves company.
Keep up the good work, Paris.

Well Cute, I really don't either, but we've got to make-like nice and
compassionate. HAHA

Nusalor, can you imagine 14 million tons of jet fuel to get that dogie
up there. My comprehension of numbers stops at about 1000. I just
finance the rest! It's very frustrating to know that I don't get
billions! Math people can; I hate them HAHA

I have always been in awe of space launchings. I've watched most of
them, even the bad ones. I am embarrassed to admit that before a couple
of years ago, I thought that that big rocket thing was the shuttle. If
you'll look under the big rocket thing is a tiny airplane that looks
like a nursing puppy. On either side of the puppy are much smaller
rocket-looking things. That tiny airplane is the SHUTTLE!!! As the tiny
Shuttle goes up and up, all of the giant rockets are discarded. Pardon
me for being so simplistic, but it's mind boggling.

Ya know, the world is going HAHAHA over Paris. However think about it,
the is a 26 yr. old with the the emotional maturity of a nine year old.
By no fault of her own, she has probably never experience anything
qpproaching real life. She probably knows nothing of Iraq, Africa.
starvation, disease, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't go
bonkers in her cell. It's pitiful.

I am so glad this topic was posted because that is a BIG PET PEEVE of
mine. I guess they figure they can fool the young girls, but to try to
pull that crap on us older ones is crap!!! Ask the gentleman liar what
he thinks of Dylan. I did that once and he said he'd heard the name but
really wasn't familiar with him. DUMB ASS!!! You've been living in a
cave or something? Even a 10 yr. old knows Dylan.
Sage you look great. It's not the age or looks. It's the liars--men
and women. They're so pitiful.

I get that alot. They say they're 58 and fought in Korea. Give me a
break! I learned how to add and subtract in the 2nd grade. There's a
BIG difference between someone who's led a rough life and looks craggy,
and one who is in his 70's. The skin is saggy and their additude in
definately 1950s. Watch out for the kind of music they like, the kind
of clothes they wear. If they call you pretty lady, they're over 70. If
they grew up on Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Eric Clapton, Grace Slick,
etc. Then they're about my age.

Oh, and should you need surgery, don't let them put any kind of tube in
your nose. That has nothing to do with overies. If they try to make
you walk the next day, throw a wad of petrified jello at them. Been
there. Done that.

..of a white Christmas. I think you need to go higher up than a D and C
will go to get rid of O. cysts. No big deal. Just check in to the
hospital, and don't eat the food. They'll take care of the rest. Piece
of cake. HOHO

Well Chick, I've got him here cleaning and stuff. I was the best deal
he got. Soon I'm gonna sent him back to camp so he can continus
defending the country.

I'd get you over here and have you help me unstall my new portable A/C,
then you could help me change some light bulbs(I fall off the ladder
each time I try). Then we could blow the leaves off the patio, fold
clothes, move the frig so that I could clean under it. Repair the
washing machine and dishwasher (both leak). And much, much more. I
guess that'll teach you to ask!! LOL

Manwich, get a nice, spiffy cap for that pretty head of yours. Be sure
that the visor part is over your face not on the back of your neck.
Listen to Mama.

Pounding fist on the bar. "Gimme a drink." Sushi bought a portable A/C
unit for the garage. Why can't I get it through my head that this is
not the old days, when you got something, you just plugged it in and it
worked. No, this puppy came with all the parts and screws and hoses and
warnings, all in little plastic bags. The intructions are in English,
but read like Japanese--all 18 pages worth. There are little plastic
pieces that don't look anything like the pictures in the manuel. I'll
not submit any friend or neighbor to the labor of getting this thing
installed. I must go find some pro to do it. Phuck technology. You
younger ones don't know how simple and stress- free life used to be.
You need computer skills just to start a lawn mower!!!

HIM: You are such a beautiful woman. ME: Get
outta here before I pull the pin outta this genade! She: I am a
vivacious woman. He: Take a valium
and call me when when you stop bouncing off the walls. (Courtesy of a
male friend who HATES the word VIVACIOUS).

"I love quiet evenings at home with a bottle of fine wine." "No, I'm
not going to sleep with you." "And once more, last time I walked on the
beach in the moonlight, I cut my foot on a piece of glass and had to go
to the emergency room. Cost me $500. Your soul mate, Sushi"

30 on a triple word, Lex. You play Scrabble by yourself. Now that
funny, not witty. LOL

I'm a retired teacher on a fixed income, and I bought a 10,000 BTU
portable A/C for my garage so that the guinea pigs won't get too hot
this summer. Now, isn't that witty?

Lex, stay outta the thesaurus. Is that wit?