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I'm new
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Oh Two step, I had a donkey when I was a kid. Really, I did. His name
was Napoleon. My little sister was picking flies off of him on day and he took a hunk outta her back. Had to sell him. We cried. |
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I'm new
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Hey Two Stepper, I've been pulling weeds and practing my cooking skills
in case I get a new boyfriend this spring. TEE HEE. |
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Sweet, get your butt to an MD ASAP. I've been there and there's NO WAY
ANYONE (yes, I'm shouting) should ever feel the way you do now. You'll be surprised what the correct meds can do!!!! |
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I'm new
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Hey Sailman, don't let purple confuse you. I don't know what a favorite
flavor is either. Where you been, Two Stepper, my favorite musician. |
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Nascarcutey !!! ((Prayers)))
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Hey Sheryl, I'm sending you some virtual flowers. Get well soon.
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Climbing the walls
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Oh. I wish the paper would come.
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Topic:
Climbing the walls
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I just woke up. Is it Thurs or Friday
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Jean, I have a sneaking suspicion you're a bit younger that I. I just
prefer hair off the face, maybe a head band. I might mention that I'm 5'2" When it's long, I look like a little cave woman made outta fur. Zero, you be quiet; you've got hair to die for. |
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I feel that long hairon over forty women really pulls your face down.
Short and conrolled messy is the way to go. Dark hair is aging too. Look at Demi Moore. If one must have long hair after 40, then pull it up and off your face in a pony tail. |
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WRONG THREAD I KNOW BUT.....
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Cutie, you know we women have to pound on the counter to get any
attention around here. Title your next topic FREE SEX. Then talk about the race. You'll get some 'tenttion. LOL |
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Good News!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$
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Queen, Mama told me we were long lost sisters. I need an operation.
Could you help your flesh and blood, please? A few thou should do. Thanks |
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WRONG THREAD I KNOW BUT.....
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Cutie, you can post anywhere you want! It's a free country. Plus no one
pays any attention what a women has to say in the sports column. LOL |
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I love you....BUT
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Another one, a bit off topic. HE invites HER to dinner. The ckeck
comes. HE: Your portion is about $10. I'll pick up the tax and tip. She fumbles through purse and comes up with a quater: "Oh my God! I don't have anything in my purse except this (hands him the quarter). I promise next dinner will be my treat." This actually happened to my bratty sister. Right on, Sis. Our mama didn't raise no fools. |
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I love you....BUT
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I love you, but your dog makes me sneeze. Show him the door and tell
him not to let it kick him in the butt. |
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Topic:
I love you....BUT
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There was a commericial where the man tells his girlfriend, "It's not
you; it's me." With a sraight face she answers, It's you all right; can I have the rest of your salad?" |
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Fanta's been to Mars. I know that for a fact.
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Topic:
Old slogans - jingles
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"You'll wonder where the yellow went if you brish your teeth with
Pepsodent." I quit. |
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Old slogans - jingles
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"CALL FOR PHILIP MORRIS." Oh God, how old am I. "Mr Clean, Mr. Clean
cleans grim and dirt in just a minute." |
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Get Rid of Those Olives
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Kari, definitely go see your local witch doctor as soon as possible.
Yeah Emotional, Spanish olives can be a bit obnoxious. Best used in a martini. |
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Haiti, if you can believe. When things get cleaned up there again, I'd
like to go back. Great beaches and mahogny things. |
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