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Thu 06/17/10 09:16 PM
Too funny, lol.

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Thu 06/17/10 08:51 PM
Toms River...But I know this will go unnoticed, Lol.

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Thu 06/17/10 08:43 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Thu 06/17/10 08:44 PM
I am jaded...I hate when they do remakes of old movies and shows.
Case in point:
"The day the earth stood still"
I grew up watching old Sci-fi reruns, and old black and white movies, I love the stuff, can't get enough of it.
I am also a big fan of Keanu Reeves, I mean..it's NEO from the Matrix, right?
So I went to see the movie...IT SUCKED, it was the worst rendition of a remake I have ever seen!!!!!
The same is true for old series and "Knight Rider", never mind it's a Ford (Puah) the whole show was bombed from the get go...So here I am once more, contemplating if I should go see the A-Team...Ummm...I am getting ready for another heart break...
:-(

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Thu 06/17/10 08:35 PM


I've heard that You should'nt have sex for 1 week after getting a Tatt.


Yeah...because if you do have sex in that week after getting a tattoo, YOU WILL DIE!

I'm a survivor , ha,ha,ha...
:P

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Thu 06/17/10 08:33 PM
"F"
By far a favorite here in New Jersey, specially during the summer when our beaches get invaded, lol.

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Thu 06/17/10 08:30 PM


8:00 am
Wake up, have naked breakfast with Kate Beckinsale, Make passionate love to her.
10:00 am.
Shower and head out to Megan Fox's place.
10:30 am.
Romance Megan Fox, make passionate love to her.
12:30 Pm.
Have Lunch with Jessica Biel, have her for dessert.
2:30 Pm.
Shower, and head out to meet with Jessica Alba.
3:00pm.
Make passionate love to Jessica Alba until she passes out.
5:00Pm.
Take shower and head out to meet with Marisa Miller (Victoria Secret's Model)
Give Marissa the love session of her life.
7:00Pm.
Head Out to have dinner with Cameron Diaz.
Have Cameron Diaz for Dessert.
9:00Pm.
Shower and meet with Kim kardashian
Flip it smack it and rub it down with Kim...
11:00pm.
Arrive at Christina Aguilera's home and give her something to remember me by!
12:00pm...If I die by now, Hell I'd go straight to heaven...
;)
And now we know why you died!bigsmile


True...But what a way to go, lol.

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Thu 06/17/10 08:26 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Thu 06/17/10 08:29 PM
I already posted here...Oops.
:p

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Thu 06/17/10 08:24 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Thu 06/17/10 08:25 PM
Umm...Logic would dictate that two is better then one, that is of course assuming there is no blood sucking from one to another, but all things being equal I suppose, twice the income would certainly make things better.
;-)

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Thu 06/17/10 08:22 PM
I should be so lucky, lol.

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Thu 06/17/10 08:20 PM
Nah...I have my own money, and I enjoy my job, so there's no point...It's hard enough finding what we want , if I have to add having loads of cash to the equation I might as well, give up, lol.

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Tue 06/15/10 08:40 PM
We all want what we want, some compromise, some don't and stay single, lol.
My perfect match would be:
5'0" to 5'4"
Anywhere between 100 to 115 Lbs.
Local, single, non smoker and in love with me.
I think I am going to be single for a lonnnnng time, lol.

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Tue 06/15/10 08:33 PM
Excellent Series!
I have just started to watch it recently.
The show is clever, filled with twists and very engaging...I have to be honest though...I have been brought up on scifi and the whole Time travel thing on seasons 3 and 4 are driving me nuts, lol.
Otherwise It a well written, well directed with fantastic actors.
:-)

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Thu 05/13/10 07:12 PM
I don't believe that they "Like It", it is probably because they rather pay lower wages.
A good resume will land you a good job if you know how to sell yourself.
So long you can get to the interview, you have a good chance to get any job as long as you're dynamic, energetic and present yourself well.
I tried for my current job for two years before I actually was given an Interview, I knew then that it was "Now or Never", I presented all my credentials, demonstrated that I would be a good asset to the company and got hired on the spot.
I have been with the same company for the last 6 years and intend to retire from there.
Good luck to you on your search for the perfect job.
:)

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Thu 05/13/10 07:06 PM
Three?
Navel and ears?
I'm being conservative...look at me, lol.
:P

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Thu 05/13/10 07:04 PM
8:00 am
Wake up, have naked breakfast with Kate Beckinsale, Make passionate love to her.
10:00 am.
Shower and head out to Megan Fox's place.
10:30 am.
Romance Megan Fox, make passionate love to her.
12:30 Pm.
Have Lunch with Jessica Biel, have her for dessert.
2:30 Pm.
Shower, and head out to meet with Jessica Alba.
3:00pm.
Make passionate love to Jessica Alba until she passes out.
5:00Pm.
Take shower and head out to meet with Marisa Miller (Victoria Secret's Model)
Give Marissa the love session of her life.
7:00Pm.
Head Out to have dinner with Cameron Diaz.
Have Cameron Diaz for Dessert.
9:00Pm.
Shower and meet with Kim kardashian
Flip it smack it and rub it down with Kim...
11:00pm.
Arrive at Christina Aguilera's home and give her something to remember me by!
12:00pm...If I die by now, Hell I'd go straight to heaven...
;)

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Sun 05/09/10 03:02 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Sun 05/09/10 03:02 PM
Honestly...Regardless of how built you are or how old you are,it is by design that your picture should be of good taste.
First impressions, be creative, imaginative and keep your shirt on.
For crying out loud, for our sakes, keep it on!!!
:P

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Sun 05/09/10 02:54 PM
We all have different standards...Anything over 10 years either way, is not my cup of tea.
The difference in culture and time reference is just way too much, and even the sex gets old after a while, so you better have something in common besides sex with a younger woman/man.

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Sun 05/09/10 02:46 PM
I have noticed that some of my "Matches" are not even online anymore ,some might have canceled their accounts...who knows...But hey, something to do on a lazy Sunday afternoon, I ain't complaining.
:)

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Sun 05/09/10 01:39 PM
I often wonder...If somewhere in the galaxy someone is looking up at the stars and wondering if they too are alone?
:smile:

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Sun 05/09/10 01:37 PM
No cougars...Humans will do just fine, lol.

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