I heard about that one..but always afraid of developing a cough down there...queefs are bad enough!

While it is good to save money, I don't think a first date is a good time to do it. Typically with those type of coupons you are limited with what can be ordered. So if she picks something that doesn't fit with the promotion are you going to tell her she can't order that because they you can't use your coupon?

I'd save it for date two or three and start the invitation with .. hey I've got this coupon, want to help me use it???? Then there are no surprises or awkwardness.

Several friends are all going through major crises in their lives right now. This gives me an opportunity to be Supportive Guy for them.

As some of you know, I studied psychology for seven years, even briefly thought about making a career of it. At some point, I decided it was not a viable option, though; psychology seeming to be almost equal parts legitimate research/understanding of the brain, pseudo-informed guesswork, and garishly manipulative BS.

I did learn some valuable things, though, and have been able to apply much of it to helping my friends deal with their various and sundry issues.

It doesn't work as well for me, probably because my own problems tend to be, in the overall scheme of things, somewhat minor and inconsequential.

I suppose my biggest problem right now would be finding a girlfriend who sees me as something more than Supportive Guy.

Girls love Supportive Guy -- for as long as they need him. Once he helps them get through the rough spots, they toss him aside like yesterday's newspaper.

There's a lesson in there somewhere....

Ouch, don't put wintergreen in your vulva, it'll burn

Of course. Tic Tacs, wintergreen in particular, have been known to induce a calming effect.

Close enough that you could smell the stench of rotgut whiskey on their breath.

The thing is I got a vacestomy 10 years ago!!!!

If I were out in the yard with the general prison population, I'd be concerned. Especially if the word "salad" was referenced.

I mean....ya know...if I say you are a "fat azz b*tch"....don't take it personally...I mean it all in good fun....or do I?