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Fri 10/31/08 06:22 PM

laugh Give them fiber 1 barslaugh
Yeah, and throw it across the yard, they'll burn a few calories looking for it.

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Fri 10/31/08 06:20 PM
frown I think we may be closing in on the problem.frown

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Fri 10/31/08 05:10 PM
Hi there Cheekywaving

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Fri 10/31/08 05:06 PM
Welcome to you Jess

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Fri 10/31/08 04:40 PM
I guess it depends if you are trying to get to know her, or just trying to impress her.

If you don't really want to know her, she'll figure it out in about 4 sentences. If your just trying to impress her, it won't take her that long.

Ladies this was said out of respect for your intuition, so don't tear my throat out.:angel: flowers :angel:


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Fri 10/31/08 07:11 AM
I have a thunderous, though untrained, baritone voice. Anything by the late great Johnny Cash.

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Thu 10/30/08 08:26 PM
sweet dreams and good thoughts.

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Thu 10/30/08 07:59 PM
Wow, he stole more of your time than he deserved. Some people have to hide under a veil of anonymity to lash out at people. They lack the courage to be assertive in thier real life, so they compensate from hiding.

Just remember this, there is a 99% chance that he had a crappier day than he could have possibly made you have.

You got to be you all day, and he had to be him.

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Thu 10/30/08 07:48 PM
I feel like such a rookie.
<-----Humbly offering these from my modest gardenflowers


Can I perv you again?

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Thu 10/30/08 07:45 PM
He'll do fine here.

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Thu 10/30/08 07:21 PM
I'll never use the dancin' banana again.

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Thu 10/30/08 07:15 PM

you'd have to put it in your main pic
oh yeahslaphead

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Thu 10/30/08 06:45 PM
a coupon for a free cup of Starbucks coffee in my profile, would that get me perved more often?bigsmile

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Thu 10/30/08 06:39 PM
Good times.shades


hi everyone, hope you are all having fun tonite.

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Thu 10/30/08 06:34 PM

So, am I the only one in real costume? lol
You get extra credit for the assignment.

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Thu 10/30/08 06:29 PM
Hey all. I'm so late. Any candy apples left. Oh never mind.


Scotch, scotch, I love scotch.

A round on me.:banana: :banana: waving drinker drinker

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Thu 10/30/08 06:25 PM
Keep smiling and hanging around the forums. You'll soon have tons of new friends.flowers

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Thu 10/30/08 06:08 PM
5 weeks, you probably haven't gotten to the sad and missing stage, much less through it.

But have no fear, you have blindly stumbled into a nest of extremely friendly people that will adopt you and help you out.

You're in good hands.

No, I'm not a therapist. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Thu 10/30/08 04:50 PM

For people who know you it is ok to have a joke as a pic but for those who just see your profile for the first time it gives a very bad first impression, base on your pic I wouldn't even want to be your friend, I might miss a great person but that is life.
You'll be missing out if you blow off Dan. He is probably taking the butt picking pics now.



































Fish

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Thu 10/30/08 04:34 PM
1, I will ride any roller coaster, but ferris wheels scare the sht out of me.

2, I love chocolate cake crammed into a glass with milk poured over the top.

3, I love classic rock and sea shanties

4, I go commando exclusively

5, I secretly bought my first pair of reading glasses at 38.