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Sun 10/26/08 08:54 AM
And knowing how to make every second count maes one clockwise.

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Sat 10/25/08 10:04 AM
Hey there everyone. Have been away from civilization for a while and missed a website, go figure. Just wanted to say hi so you wouldn't forget me.

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Mon 10/13/08 10:27 PM
If I didn't smoke already, I believe I might start for you.smokin drool

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Mon 10/13/08 10:19 PM

don't forget to kill the yucky bugs!!
Yeah, how are you supposed to let him know there's a spider in the bathtub?

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Mon 10/13/08 10:01 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You blew it justaguy. I already sent it off, now I get your 5.3 million. That'll teach you to put that stuff on a public forum. I hate to rip you off like that, but I just had to.

I'll name my sailboat after you though.

I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich!!!:laughing:

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Mon 10/13/08 09:51 PM
Hey if he can afford a date, he can afford a tracphone.laugh

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Mon 10/13/08 09:48 PM
He's married/attached. He's afraid she will see the cellphone bill.

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Mon 10/13/08 08:15 PM
That my chin's the same size as my a$$.

That and my height.

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Mon 10/13/08 08:09 PM
Staten Island, NY. Today. North Atlantic tommorrow. Houston next week. L.A. next month.

I am boat people.

Dallas originally.

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Mon 10/13/08 06:56 PM
You'll have some fun here.

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Mon 10/13/08 06:18 PM

I'd like to commend you on your strategy. You posted your first message about 15 minutes ago, and you already have a couple of cuties coming to your rescue. Brilliant!!
Yeah, I'm taking notes with you. Gotta get a pic of myself on the swings.


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Mon 10/13/08 05:30 PM
Drinkin' from a fresh jug here.drinks

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Mon 10/13/08 03:15 PM

can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

And do women get mad when you imagine them with clothes on? Never mind, as if....

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Mon 10/13/08 02:27 PM
I have a friend that got pretty banged up in a car wreck that actually did pretty well.

Let's say a company offers a free trial of something for filling out a survey. Maybe a disposable razor. All those free razors aren't mailed from the razor factory. They hire contract mailer. He would get sent cases of razors, cases of boxes, and rolls of address stickers.

It's been a while, and they may do it all automatically now. Once he got in he had plenty of work.

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Mon 10/13/08 02:18 PM
<----that's really me chin and forearms.

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Mon 10/13/08 01:58 PM
How come they can get a can of sardines so full, but when you open a can of peaches, there's like 4 1/2 peaches and the rest is juice?

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Mon 10/13/08 01:00 PM
Edited by Rustyeye on Mon 10/13/08 01:00 PM
I have a cousin that was also born without a lower jawbone. I should introduce you.

Welcome, you'll have some fun here.

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Mon 10/13/08 12:14 PM
go ask Alice
when she was just small

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Mon 10/13/08 12:10 PM
makes you larger
and one pill makes you small

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Sun 10/12/08 08:55 PM
Just think "Home Sweet Home" could have started with a nice accordian solo.