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Mon 09/14/26 10:39 PM
Discharged or deserted?

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Mon 09/14/26 06:40 PM
www.lego.com

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Fri 09/11/26 12:51 PM
It hasn't genuinely worked for anyone.

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Thu 09/10/26 11:19 PM

for me white women are real and genuine sincere and kind to be a wife

It's dumb to say what all white women are like. What you really want is a wife who is sincere and kind.

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Thu 09/10/26 10:18 PM

Baseball isn't cricket.

I think a cricket bat offers more protection of vital areas than a baseball bat, which may be why you supplement your bats with artillery against the threat of home invasion.

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Thu 09/10/26 04:08 AM
Has anybody seen this man's woman?

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Wed 09/09/26 11:29 AM
The first part of the Rosamund Pike film "I Care A Lot":

"A doctor selects an elderly patient who looks like a good candidate for guardianship: a person of solid financial means who’s not too old and infirm just yet, but possibly on the brink of dementia. A judge signs a court order asserting that this woman can no longer care for herself and needs someone else to step in and help. A legal guardian shows up at the woman’s house with the document, saying she’s in charge now and insisting she’ll take good care of her property and finances. A driver whisks her away to a nursing home where the manager escorts her to a private room, promising she’ll be treated like a queen.

"And once all the pieces are in place, the guardian is free to drain this unsuspecting woman of every penny she’s got."

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Tue 09/08/26 08:51 AM
The English version of the joke runs thus “The first cricket testicular guard (Box) was used in 1874, and the first cricket helmet was used in 1974. So?”

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Sun 09/06/26 05:12 PM
Swales are shallow, broad, vegetated channels or depressions designed to capture, store, slow down, and filter surface water runoff.

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Thu 09/03/26 12:28 AM

Do I detect a bit of unearned braggadocio?

Delicious with basil, tomato and parmesan.

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Wed 09/02/26 05:06 PM
Stretch Armstrong is a large, gel-filled action figure that was first sold in 1976.

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Mon 08/31/26 11:52 PM
If the Send button is at the bottom of the page it won't work. Scroll UP!

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Sun 08/30/26 12:27 AM
She was a good person and a great songwriter.

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Wed 08/26/26 11:40 AM

:heart: How can we have a happy and loving life together for the rest of our lives...?

Lower your expectations.

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Mon 08/24/26 12:41 PM
It would have to be a big box, 'cos I'm claustrophobic.

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Wed 08/19/26 05:08 PM
Is there still true love?

No, true love is sparkling.

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Wed 08/19/26 04:59 PM
It doesn't matter which song I choose. If I'm singing and someone has access to a gun, I'm a dead man.

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Wed 08/19/26 11:30 AM
Where does a general keep his armies?

...up his sleevies.

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Sun 08/16/26 02:07 PM

Even something as simple as taking a walk together can make you feel happy.

Depends on where you're going. Have you seen The Green Mile?

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Fri 08/14/26 09:52 PM
How a Man Can Be Loved

Turn up naked.
Bring beer.

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