Yes, I'd like to live forever so people won't miss me.

"Fox ... lean a little right" ha ha ha

I believe they have meals consisting of four courses.

The first three commandments say stick with this religion. The fourth specifies a day for doing the sticking. The next five are rules for social behaviour (which are obvious as Ɔʎɹɐx says), but there's nothing there about the treatment of children and animals, prefering evidence to theories, messing up the planet, and so on. In fact most people could write a better bible. As for not coveting, ambition and desire is what brought us out of the caves, so stuff that.

Funnily enough a guy came to my door saying he was building a shower.

He asked me for a donation.

So being the generous person that I am, I gave him two bottles of water.

He gave one back.

3 can (twins welcome).

simply refer to the source of your information

Because I'm not an idiot?

I'm behind you, always behind you...

Tunnock's dark chocolate teacakes.

nothing is stopping you except perhaps... a doorman with a daft hat policy

'ast tha checked Ilkley Moor, pet?

Kerala is a state on the south-western coast of India. It is a very popular tourist destination with many sandy beaches and resorts. I looked it up in wikipedia and now I'm tempted to go there.

Groundhogs

I'll interview some numbers to find a favourite:
"Ok numbers, form an orderly queue... oh they have."

but all I got was this lousy t-shirt?

Well said Sabre. Here's my take on the matter:

Agnostics are undecided on whether there is a god or not. Atheists don't believe there is a god, because the evidence (or lack of) indicates otherwise. If contrary evidence appears Atheists may change their minds. We can't deny the possibility that there's a god, but we can indicate that it's extremely unlikely, and indeed the notion of an invisible guy in the sky who apparently did magic but is now undetectable is ridiculous. I am an Atheist and though I don't hate religion, I hate the damage it does, particularly to young children's ability to think, but also in torture, wars and stealing from the poor. The morals of atheists are active choices that they try to live up to every day, and not shut away in old books. There has never been nothing, and we're learning about the universe.

Chicago Tribune May 12, 1993 at 12:00 am "A small propeller-driven plane and a private jet carrying evangelist Billy Graham passed dangerously close to one another..."

Did Mother Teresa enjoy a life of riches and luxury? - Quora
https://www.quora.com 6 Nov 2019 — "She dedicated her life to living in poverty but traveled the world in a private jet given to her by a corrupt politician, a jet she refused to return..."

Perhaps you didn't notice the notice of the change to no change.

"the greatest invasion ever committed against this country" started in 1620