lol @ this thread.

i find your incoherent ramblings and complete lack of punctuation charming.

aside from your questionable username... nice.

post a pic of yourself playing your guitar. the ladies eat that **** up

lmao. he's operating outside of conventional society. don't believe him? check the punk rock shirt.

Absolutely. I for one don't mind a lady with a small chest.

god i hate tampa.

it could use more cats. also mustaches.

too observant when it comes to pointing out internet douchebags.

single man awkwardly holding cat = aweseomness in my book.

Hats, chin, life, crotch.

I prefer facial hair groomed to resemble body hair, e.g, "the chin pubes". its the best of both worlds really.

Good question. More importantly, why do most men decline to even entertain the notion of dating you if you exceed 400 pounds? It's seems like such an arbitrary number system to impose. I for one weigh a healthy 456 pounds and don't have any weight or health "issues". Granted, I only date men 170 or less, but that's just a personal preference as I carry myself much lighter than my actual size. So I agree completely with you, some people are just picky and delusional when it comes to dating!

PS - you don't look a day over 75.

Yeah but the question is when am i NOT thinking herpes?

I advise you to set standards that should be met by your ideal partner. Now lower them, dramatically.

What about sexisintercourse

good feedback. perhaps sexissexy ?

Hello, I am lonely and desperate for human companionship. Thoughts?