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Thu 05/01/14 11:21 AM
Spongebob impersonator

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Thu 05/01/14 11:17 AM
Courtney love. It's awful even when she tries to actually sing

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Thu 05/01/14 11:15 AM

jerry lewis
are u nuts?

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Wed 04/30/14 08:43 AM
Carpet weaver

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Tue 04/29/14 03:15 PM
Lift up the covers And let her see....my new polka dot pjs!

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Tue 04/29/14 03:15 PM
Oh my it IS big

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Tue 04/29/14 03:10 PM
Tear dat azz up

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Tue 04/29/14 03:05 PM

As long as the hooker doesn't charge you cab fare. laugh
i never charged u cab fair buddy!!!

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Tue 04/29/14 03:01 PM
I'm thinking fizuck u. Arrogant bastard.

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Tue 04/29/14 03:01 PM

I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date.
funny

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Tue 04/29/14 03:00 PM
U can never have too many positive people around u

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Mon 04/28/14 09:08 PM
I once told a guy that wouldn't stop messaging me that I did drugs. He said I sounded like his kind of woman and that we had similar interests. I said wow really ! U take enough horse tranquilizers to kill a small village too! He never responded back.

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Mon 04/28/14 09:00 PM
Play dough tester. She makes sure it's nontoxic. God help her if one ever is toxic

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Mon 04/28/14 08:59 PM
NASCAR lights my fire lol

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Mon 04/28/14 08:46 PM
A bandana to look like a badass in

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Mon 04/28/14 10:16 AM
Chicken plucker

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Mon 04/28/14 09:49 AM
A ride in my car. I'll even roll down the windows so u can stuck ur head out lmao

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Sun 04/27/14 09:21 PM
Stay bc nothing's better than drinking with a fun friend. Woohoo!

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Sun 04/27/14 09:17 PM
D'angelo how does it feel

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Sun 04/27/14 09:12 PM

I have a strange sense that you will have the sexiest elbows I've ever seen.
lololololol

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