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Thu 04/24/14 09:01 PM
Bnj, for groping the strippers during her lap dance. Oooh lala

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Thu 04/24/14 09:01 PM
Girl them firemen can show me whoppers,hoses,noses, and whatever else they've got lolololol

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Thu 04/24/14 08:59 PM

Three Gold Watches, a fishing lure and a set of firetruck keys
thats only bc I stole the damn truck.....with all the firemen on it!!! Lololol

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Thu 04/24/14 08:56 PM
U can never see too many movies

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Thu 04/24/14 08:55 PM
I'm really not a tough girl. I'm very ladylike and sweet in person :) I've got the old skool southern charm thing. But even I get turned down lol

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Thu 04/24/14 08:55 PM
Gets mad on our dates when I won't let him in the pics lol

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Thu 04/24/14 08:51 PM
Hi. Can I ask where u live?

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Thu 04/24/14 08:50 PM
Edited by Mississippigal2003 on Thu 04/24/14 08:51 PM
I'd choose rcb. She's a good girl. I am too though lol how bout me and her just take each other and leave u out.

Hey r b wanna get a beer and go fishin?laugh

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Thu 04/24/14 06:58 PM
You can never have too many hookers/gigalos

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Thu 04/24/14 06:55 PM
Likes to walk in the door that says "please use other door"

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Thu 04/24/14 06:54 PM
Lolololol

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Thu 04/24/14 06:53 PM
MY GOLD TOOTH!!

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Thu 04/24/14 05:24 PM
I had one from a guy that told me I was sexy and he'd like to wear my panties. I read his profile...he wears thongs

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Thu 04/24/14 05:17 PM

Me and this guy friend were "getting busy". I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. So off I went. While I was in there, the guy was still kind of climaxing. He kept repeating my name loudly. He was drunk, so he didn't take notice. I was drunk myself. Suddenly, I hear another man shouting at him to shut up, as he has work in the morning. I gasp when I realize it's his dad. His dad must have heard everything. I pretty much went home, before his dad saw me. I avoided his dad for a long while after that. Moral of the story-Always make sure there's no-one in the house before you both.....................yeah.
no. I think ur missing the moral of the story. Don't leave a man climaxing. What is wrong with u?

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Thu 04/24/14 05:08 PM
For running into Burger King at full speed and screaming "whopper!"

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Thu 04/24/14 05:05 PM

wow no sense of humor on that one. ^^^^^spock
u be nice lol

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Thu 04/24/14 05:01 PM
Good God almighty I'd love to watch a Mr. Occifer with nothing on but his shirt driving. My mouth literally just watered lmao

For stealing crayons from blind kids

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Thu 04/24/14 04:59 PM
Chicklets (for mr. Wilson's front teeth)

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Thu 04/24/14 04:58 PM
U can never have too many black friends.

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Thu 04/24/14 04:57 PM
For driving naked

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