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Tell us your most awkward or embarrassing moment on a date . We all have them :) mine was when I was 16. I tried to be so polite and I was shy . Didn't talk much. As we stood up from having a lovely lunch , a little fart decided to rip out ahhhahaha. Awkward and embarrassed . He just looked at me in disgust . Safe to say ndver saw him again
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My date threw up in my best friends face.
Too much lemon gin.  I can still see it... Spaghetti |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Mon 04/07/14 11:41 AM
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At the end of a lovely evening with my girl...We were saying goodbye in the car.....I needed to sneeze.....thought the window was rolled down.......wrong.....and it was a sloppy one....oozing slowly down the window
What do you mean....sniff sniff....no kiss good night.....sniff...ahh...ahh....why not...choo |
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Picking up the phone or answering the door and it being another woman can be a bit awkward.
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Edited by
no1phD
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Mon 04/07/14 11:48 AM
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.. this is a little gross.. so any women out there interested in me..
. stop reading this NOW.....:  ... .. ... when I was about 17... my best friend. then and myself... took two girls up to the lake for a bit of camping.... and drinking.... after a night of drinking and laughing so hard we were crying.... we took our dates to our separate tents... .. I guess my date had a little too much to drink... .. now you have to picture my date as a very.. let's say the preacher's daughter type... ... halfway through that very intense you know . whatting. .. she let out a very loud and smelly ( shart.)..... the look on her face and the look on my face.... must have been priceless... neither one of us knowing what to do next.... . ... now whenever I run into that old friend of mine... .. he always reminds me... of the time... I literally...F.... the shart.. out of a girl. . ....shart...is. a cross between... A s*** and a fart....
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.. this is a little gross.. so any women out there interested in me.. . stop reading this NOW.....: ... .. ... when I was about 17... my best friend. then and myself... took two girls up to the lake for a bit of camping.... and drinking.... after a night of drinking and laughing so hard we were crying.... we took our dates to our separate tents... .. I guess my date had a little too much to drink... .. now you have to picture my date as a very.. let's say the preacher's daughter type... ... halfway through that very intense you know . whatting. .. she let out a very loud and smelly ( shart.)..... the look on her face and the look on my face.... must have been priceless... neither one of us knowing what to do next.... . ... now whenever I run into that old friend of mine... .. he always reminds me... of the time... I literally...F.... the shart.. out of a girl. . ....shart...is. a cross between... A s*** and a fart.... |
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No1, u win!
My story is an incident when she had excused herself at dinner. I had gotten up from my seat, and when I sat back down. I didn't see part of the tablecloth was on the seat. Wearing dinner wasn't what I had in mind. Date ended with her saying she didn't want to date a clutz. |
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No1, u win! My story is an incident when she had excused herself at dinner. I had gotten up from my seat, and when I sat back down. I didn't see part of the tablecloth was on the seat. Wearing dinner wasn't what I had in mind. Date ended with her saying she didn't want to date a clutz. |
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No1, u win! My story is an incident when she had excused herself at dinner. I had gotten up from my seat, and when I sat back down. I didn't see part of the tablecloth was on the seat. Wearing dinner wasn't what I had in mind. Date ended with her saying she didn't want to date a clutz. |
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Well at least someone was cworse than me lmbo
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Ewwww , I would have laughed and then throw some tissues at ya and told you to clean up yr act lol
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Bahahaha that beats the lot really . She should have dmptied out before going out
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Me and this guy friend were "getting busy". I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. So off I went. While I was in there, the guy was still kind of climaxing. He kept repeating my name loudly. He was drunk, so he didn't take notice. I was drunk myself. Suddenly, I hear another man shouting at him to shut up, as he has work in the morning. I gasp when I realize it's his dad. His dad must have heard everything. I pretty much went home, before his dad saw me. I avoided his dad for a long while after that. Moral of the story-Always make sure there's no-one in the house before you both.....................yeah.
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Ok few months ago I went out to a comedy club whit this girl she was passing gas and I new it was here cuss she dud it in my car befor we arrived there.
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We arranged to meet outside a bar. I waited for like half an hour and then she arrived. The first thing she said to me was, your T shirt's inside out.
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Awww you never got to finish . Oh well next lol
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Now that is bad . Mine was a slip up but she sounds like she knew it . She should have stayed home knowing that she had excess gas lol
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Observant , shes a keeper lol
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I think it was trying to talk with someone who seemed star struck. Her nervousness to talk made me a bit uncomfortable. Just seemed kinda awkward and a little creepy.
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Edited by
popcorncandyfloss
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Thu 04/24/14 03:52 PM
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And why would she be star struck ?? @lionsbrew
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