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Fri 12/29/23 02:28 PM
Do You Get Insulted if the Bartender Says to You :

Why the Long Face ? what

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Fri 12/29/23 02:09 PM
Hey Debs :
Welcome to Mingle2


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Fri 12/29/23 01:46 PM
Looking for Reproduction Women.
Someone I can Suspect.

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Fri 12/29/23 12:49 PM

Everyone needs a friend that will call and say “get dressed, we are going on an adventure”



Leah :
Bob's Your Uncle !!
I'am Tired of Being a Wanker.
Get Dressed. We are Going on an Adventure.

I'am Going to Take You Through a Walking Tour
of the Bronx in New York City, at Midnight.

Bring a Pair of Comfortable Shoes and a Gun. surprised shocked sick

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Fri 12/29/23 12:41 PM


I Use Imported LAVA Soap from Hawaii. shocked

Did you feel the burn?



Julie :

I Felt Like a Pig Getting Stared at

by The Retired Professional Football Player

Refrigerator Perry.

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Fri 12/29/23 09:13 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 12/29/23 09:14 AM

Because men think with head between their legs and women are more emotional.


Smilezz :

Yes, You are Right.
My 4th Wife's Lawyer is Always Telling Me
to Get My Head Out of My A SS. what

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Fri 12/29/23 05:43 AM
BODACIOUS TATAS !! drool drool drool drool drool

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Fri 12/29/23 04:49 AM
Fridays is Princess Spaghetti Night in My Household.

Although All that Tomato Sauce on Her Body
gets a little Messy in Bed. :wink:

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Fri 12/29/23 04:41 AM

Whoop whoop :tada: :confetti_ball: :pray: :rainbow::balloon: :smile:
Thank GOD its Friday :pray::joy:

The last day of punishment (work) for 2023 yeyyyyyy...

To all Mingle Friends new and old, have sooper dooper end to this year, and May your New Year put many a smile on your faces...

Yes an cover the smile along MASK :mask:
or else new year will be starter:poultry_leg::poultry_leg:with Doctors🩺 :champagne: Brandy :pill::syringe::thermometer::hospital:



Unvaccinated - Unmasked - Unapologetic smokin

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Fri 12/29/23 04:28 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 12/29/23 04:34 AM

Growing up in a family of 4 boys, it was very competitive in all aspects, study, career, sport, dating, gaming, music, and getting up to naughtiness without getting caught :joy:🤣

And one of our regular Christmas /New Year things was playing board games with the family...

Now with Mum, Dad and two oldest brothers having departed long ago, playing board games with the family is one the things I severely miss, that chance to catch up, and generally appreciate the family or to swap recipes, tricks or names of music tracks as well as catching up on family topics...

Christmas and New Year always leave me feeling reminiscent...

Does anyone else feel like this too?
Or is it just moi? :joy:



Jaan :thumbsup:

I was Studying a Broad,
but I Remember Playing Brassknuckle Cards
with My Kindergarten Classmates.

Or at Home, with my Neighbors, I Use to Play Monopoly, Using Real Money.
But the Neighbors Finally Realized I Cheated
them like a Good Dracula Landlord. bigsmile

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Thu 12/28/23 03:01 PM
My New Year's Resolution is to
Stop Eating from the Dog's Dish
and to Take my Psychiatric Medications. bigsmile

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Thu 12/28/23 01:22 PM
I Use Imported LAVA Soap from Hawaii. shocked

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Thu 12/28/23 12:17 PM

Best Wines :

Thunder Bird, Night Train, Boone's Farm,
and My Wife's Wining. 🥂

Thanks for the suggestion, happy new year :smiley:



Ridhi :
If You Drink My Suggestions,
You Will Be Flying and Saying

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang !! drinks

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Thu 12/28/23 11:50 AM
If the Choice is ~SEX~ or ROOT CANAL WORK,
I Can't Decide. ohwell

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Thu 12/28/23 11:31 AM


For the Christmas Meal, I had a Rock Cornish Game
Hen Turducken. I Put the Whole Thing into a
Pressure Cooker. I Put it on High and Left
the House for a Quick Errand that Turned into
an Unexpected Long Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BAM !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode



Oh gosh :joy:🤣

Your story reminded me of how I washed the kids clothing when we got our first washing machine, the kids were 3 and 5 years old...

The washing came out barbie doll sized :joy:🤣 everything shrunk, the ex went ballistic :joy:🤣




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Thu 12/28/23 04:30 AM

If I had the money, I'd go for a boob job. Not to get bigger bumpers, but to fix all the damage from repeated weight gain/loss, and years of breastfeeding.

It would be nice to have a pair nice knockers instead of sad half empty water balloons :joy:



I Understand. :thumbsup:

If you Find a Man that Does Not Mind
Your Half Empties ~~~~ He's a Keeper.

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Wed 12/27/23 05:34 PM
For the Christmas Meal, I had a Rock Cornish Game
Hen Turducken. I Put the Whole Thing into a
Pressure Cooker. I Put it on High and Left
the House for a Quick Errand that Turned into
an Unexpected Long Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BAM !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode

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Wed 12/27/23 03:48 PM

I thought there would be a funny story, not a murder.



I was 9 Years Old. I did Not Know Santa Claus
was My Father Dressed up. And I Just Tapped Him on the Legs a Bit. No Big Deal.

You Need to Read Between the Lines in A Humorous Story. frown

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Wed 12/27/23 03:14 PM

Not funny.


You have No Sense of Humor.

Thats Why You are Here on this Dating Site. :angry:

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Wed 12/27/23 02:31 PM

Hi Everyone, I am looking for some arrogant girls in prestige lake I love to b with fight with...




Try Women Jail House Guards. frustrated