I just moved back to Nashville six week ago, having moved to Atlanta in 2005. whee!

Man, I hate topics like this.

There's a whole section of Craigslist for people to pick up a free screw, for people who are into that kind of thing.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's how the fight started, officer.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And what a big tuffet she had!
If you feel insecure,
Just go stand by her,
Then maybe you won't feel so bad.

I'm so broke, I was laid off from my job six months ago. I haven't been able to find a job in this economy and unemployment benefits only go so far.

...

...yeah, I don't think it's funny either.

Tennessee does have bi-polar weather. It resembles both the North Pole and the South Pole.

brr...