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I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back. I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch! If I stopped on a dime, I'd probably owe it to someone. Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving." A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?" We're so broke that if someone rings our doorbell I have to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window. |
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I'm so poor I'm po' cause I cant afford the other o and the r.
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We were so poor, I didn't get anything for Chrstmas, if I didn't wake up with a woody, I wouldn't have anything to play with.
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I'm so poor, when I tried to sell my body. They said I owed them!
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I'm so broke, I was laid off from my job six months ago. I haven't been able to find a job in this economy and unemployment benefits only go so far.
... ...yeah, I don't think it's funny either. |
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I'm so broke, I was laid off from my job six months ago. I haven't been able to find a job in this economy and unemployment benefits only go so far. ... ...yeah, I don't think it's funny either.  
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We were so poor, I didn't get anything for Chrstmas, if I didn't wake up with a woody, I wouldn't have anything to play with.  F U N NEEEEEEEE
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Edited by
adj4u
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Sat 12/06/08 06:51 PM
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i am so broke
as the scarecrow would say there is a piece of me over there>>>> <<<<there is a piece of me over there ^^^^^^^^^there is a piece of me over there^^^^^^^^^^^ and vvvvvvv there is a piece of me over there vvvvvvv |
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Speaking of being broke, have any of you considered "shacking up" to help make ends meet?
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Speaking of being broke, have any of you considered "shacking up" to help make ends meet? this could be the right solution..... now if I could just find that rich lady near by..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Speaking of being broke, have any of you considered "shacking up" to help make ends meet? like getting a roommate or moving in with your significant other? |
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Edited by
zaphodbebleebrox
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Sun 12/07/08 03:05 AM
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hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............ruth
yea, i bet most of us have thought of that when i write that $1000.00 a month rent check,,,, i have. now if you will just kindly point in the direction to find a girlfriend...... o wait, i think iam already there................... sorry ruth,, heavy sarcasm intended |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sun 12/07/08 03:29 AM
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Oh, dang, Ruth! You made me smile!!
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Oh, dang, Ruth! You made me smile!! Then my work is here is finished. 
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I don't think financial reasons are a good reason to move in with your S/O. I think that is just asking for trouble. Now, getting a roommate is a good idea for some. I have children and desperately need my privacy and independence so that wouldn't work for me. I simply choose to live in a small apartment that I can afford. It's small, but it's mine.
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hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............ruth yea, i bet most of us have thought of that when i write that $1000.00 a month rent check,,,, i have. now if you will just kindly point in the direction to find a girlfriend...... o wait, i think iam already there................... sorry ruth,, heavy sarcasm intended Sarcasm is welcome.
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I'm so broke, they would have to give me money to put me on the below poverty level!
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ya know
"shacking up" not a roommate situation |
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ya know "shacking up" not a roommate situation No way. |
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Wow - I didn't see the obviouse one...
I guess there arent any country fans here... I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. |
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