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Fri 06/13/25 05:36 PM

I want a real man


I'am a REAL Man !!
Well, with the Exception of the You Know What,
Made Out of Tofu.
And my Prosthetic Arm. And my Fiberglass Eyes.
And My Pig Skin Transplanted Epidermis. flowerforyou

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Fri 06/13/25 05:29 PM

Rate my profile

Your Profile Lacks Substance. laugh

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Fri 06/13/25 03:17 PM
I have Minus 10 Likes.
Women Say My Photo is Fake
Because They have Seen My Photo
Hanging in Police Stations. noway

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Thu 06/12/25 04:50 PM
Yes, Long Distance Relationships can Last.
I have been in a Long Distance One Since 1966.
I Use to Communicate with Her by Carrier Pigeon,
but I Switched to Sticking Messages on the Backs of Snails. waving

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Thu 06/12/25 04:16 AM
PUFFF !! GONE WITH THE WIND >>>>>>>>>>>>
explode rant frustrated

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Wed 06/11/25 04:35 AM
Edited by Carlos on Wed 06/11/25 04:36 AM
My Good Olde Fashion STUDEBAKER Still Works.
It Gets Me Around Where I Need to Go.
I just Need to Give it Beforehand
The Little Blue Pill.

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Mon 06/09/25 10:25 AM
I'am "NOT" Free.
You have to Wine and Dine Me. smitten

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Mon 06/09/25 10:22 AM
Alien Life on this Planet has Always Existed.
Just Look at the Southern Border.
I Think You have been Inhaling Too Much Plane
Chem Trails. sick

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Mon 06/09/25 05:24 AM
I Feel GREAT !!!
I just got Out of the Matteawan State Mental Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
Ready to Date Women Again. bigsmile

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Sat 06/07/25 05:17 PM
Edited by Carlos on Sat 06/07/25 05:18 PM
Well I have Money Coming Out of My Ying Yang.
Doctors Say I Need a Rectalpupiloptomy. :banana:

its 2 - Two Mints in One.

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Sat 06/07/25 05:17 PM
Well I have Money Coming Out of My Ying Yang.
Doctors Say I Need a Rectalpupiloptomy. :banana:

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Sat 06/07/25 12:43 PM
Edited by Carlos on Sat 06/07/25 12:44 PM
Looking for Hot Tbone Steaks or Pork Chops Only X
Will Use My Mouth. drool

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Fri 06/06/25 12:05 PM
Confused. Is He Talking About Swinging Married Couples what what what

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Fri 06/06/25 12:17 AM
Still Looking. tears

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Thu 06/05/25 11:23 AM

I'm free all the time I am a girl if you have a knob


My Tallywacker is like a Door Knob.
Everyone Gets a Turn. bigsmile

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Wed 06/04/25 08:04 AM
Old Photos Remind Me of Where did All Those Yesterdays Go.

You do Not Realize the Value of What You Have,
Until it Becomes a Memory.

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Tue 06/03/25 02:17 PM
Edited by Carlos on Tue 06/03/25 02:18 PM


Looking for a lady to share the lonely nights.
I am an introvert and enjoy cuddles just because and snuggling on the sofa watching a movie or reading a book

Hi Georay,
I believe I align well with what you’re looking for, and what you like matches what I want too. If you’re ready, so am I.


Hi Tina : I'am Looking for My Pet Chihuahua I Lost at the Crap Tables at the Golden Nugget Casino
in Las Vegas. sad

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Tue 06/03/25 07:05 AM
Edited by Carlos on Tue 06/03/25 07:06 AM
My Favorite Coffee is : KUPI LUWAK
It Makes Me Want to Run. drool

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Tue 06/03/25 05:20 AM
Love is when You Share a Bar of Soap
and a Toothbrush. rofl

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Tue 06/03/25 05:18 AM
Fun : is Throwing a Pie in Your Boss's Face.
NYUK NYUK NYUK laugh :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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