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Mon 02/02/26 12:35 PM
I Like to Paint Nudes bigsmile

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Sat 01/31/26 06:01 AM

I'm a little tired of country music. I like some, but I'm more of a rock person.


Not Me > I Love Country Music.

I'am a Born and Bred Red Neck.
I was Born in the "PRAIRIE".
Thats a High Rise Apartment Building in New York City.
Use to Rope Me Some Big Sewer Rats.

GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGIES bigsmile

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Fri 01/30/26 02:04 PM


My Funniest Tech Fail is when I Hooked Up a 12 Volt Car Battery to the Game of "OPERATION"
and Played With My Drunk Fellow Military Buddies explode oops shocked
I think I would just use a 9 volt so you can hide it better inside the game...lol


When You're Stinking Drunk
You can Put a Silverback Gorilla in the Room
and They wouldn't Notice

But Once They Got Shocked > They Instantly Sobered Up shocked

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Fri 01/30/26 12:37 PM
Edited by Carlos on Fri 01/30/26 12:38 PM
My Funniest Tech Fail is when I Hooked Up a 12 Volt Car Battery to the Game of "OPERATION"
and Played With My Drunk Fellow Military Buddies explode oops shocked

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Tue 01/27/26 12:16 PM
Edited by Carlos on Tue 01/27/26 12:19 PM



Because One Singer will Dress as a "Drag Queen" and Sing a Song that will Insult the Office of the Presidency of the United States. mad

So do you know what song he is suppose to sing? I had not planned on watching it but I might just to see all the people getting so butt hurt over an act...lol
Indeedy ;-)
Why must everything be political?


POLITICAL ??

I Do Not Want My Children Watching a Man Scantly Dressed as a Woman, Prancing Around the Stage,
Touching Himself.

And I do Not Want My Children or Anyone's Children Getting the Idea that This Country is Bad and The Office of the Presidency is Nothing But One Big Joke ( Regardless of Who's in Office ). mad

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Tue 01/27/26 09:27 AM


Whats Everyone's Opionion of this Year's Super Bowl Half Time Show Singers ??
Why not?
It is all free entertainment.


Because One Singer will Dress as a "Drag Queen" and Sing a Song that will Insult the Office of the Presidency of the United States. mad

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Mon 01/26/26 11:57 AM

I'm in the process of watching Pole to Pole with Will Smith.. very interesting.. and sometimes comicial (Will's reactions to things) laugh


Yes I Love that Show !!
I love the Episode Where Will Smith
Slaps Around All Those People. laugh

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Mon 01/26/26 11:52 AM


Forget it Man :

Most of the Women Here are Dried Up Prudes sick


wow.. thanks for speaking on behalf of MOST of the women on this site..

if that's the way you truly feel.. why are you still here then? just askin :angel:


I'am Here Really for the M ingle Seach Site Area.

But I do Like to Crack Some Jokes Here.

If You Read the Replies to Some of My Joke Comments on this Forum Community Site, you will See that Most Women are Not Interested in Bedroom Intimacy.

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Mon 01/26/26 10:06 AM
Forget it Man :

Most of the Women Here are Dried Up Prudes sick

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Sat 01/24/26 06:02 AM
The Old Traditional TV Show Mr. Rogers Song :
( Before He was Arrested for Indecent Exposure )

Its a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Won't You Snow, Won't You Snow. rofl

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Sat 01/24/26 05:57 AM
I Love Watching the TV News Channel > NEWSMAX :thumbsup:

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Thu 01/22/26 08:57 AM

help me find a good and serious guy from European countries. someone serious



I'm a Serious Guy.:angel:
I Love French Fries and Swiss Chocolate. drool

I can Send You My Heart Overseas Special Delivery to Prove It. think

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Thu 01/22/26 08:51 AM
Whats Everyone's Opionion of this Year's Super Bowl Half Time Show Singers ??

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Sun 01/18/26 05:18 PM

Happy SUNDAY peepsdrinker

finally.. a sunny(ish) day in the hood!! glasses biggrin



Happy Sunday Zee.

The Jolly Green Giant Must have Dandruff.
Its been Snowing Here in New York City All Day. mad

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Fri 01/16/26 05:33 AM

Hey, happy friday


Thank You.
Is it Friday the 13th ? devil

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Thu 01/15/26 01:50 PM
Because the Wine of Desire Flows in Their Veins. smitten

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Thu 01/15/26 01:26 PM

not in the living room.. in my back yard :wink: laugh
I've made some 'houses' for them when needed they camp out in them..

most come up to say hi.. or for a meal.. the skunks and I have a 10' distance rule tho.. and thankfully.. they respect it :thumbsup: winking




Zee, You Sound Like an Awesome Lady !!! :thumbsup:
I Love Animals.

Now the Trick to Keeping the Skunk Away,
is to Stop Showering, and Smell Worse than the Skunk. sick

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Wed 01/14/26 05:50 PM



WOW Zero, thats Doggone Heaven > You are a Regular Mrs Doctor Dolittle. :thumbsup:

The Most Exotic Pet I Ever had was a Black Mamba.


Zee for short works :wink: I'm a lot more than nothing laugh

a black mamba??? scared I'm not much into snakes personally.. my eldest has one but, it's not of the venomous type.. that I'm aware of.. I knew a guy that had piranha's.. still have the scar on my index fingertip silly me.. and spiders.. *shivers* yeah.. I don't like spiders.. eesh..

but yes.. I am a regular Ms. Dolittle laugh I've got deer, opossum's, racoons, foxes, skunks (which I steer clear of, thank you very much), ferrets, wild cats and a plethora of birds.. including eagles, falcons etc.. bigsmile


JUMPING GENEVE !! You Got a Zoo in Your Living Room !! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 01/14/26 11:15 AM
Blood Sausage with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti. drool

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Wed 01/14/26 09:59 AM
There Once was a Man from Nantucket.
that Sat on His Tuffet.
Eating His Curds and Whey.
Along Came a Stomach Wave and Poor Nantucket
Crapped a Muffet.

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