Topic:
Independent woman
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I want a real man I'am a REAL Man !! Well, with the Exception of the You Know What, Made Out of Tofu. And my Prosthetic Arm. And my Fiberglass Eyes. And My Pig Skin Transplanted Epidermis. ![]() |
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Topic:
I wanna know
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Rate my profile Your Profile Lacks Substance. ![]() |
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Topic:
49 new likes!
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I have Minus 10 Likes.
Women Say My Photo is Fake Because They have Seen My Photo Hanging in Police Stations. ![]() |
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Yes, Long Distance Relationships can Last.
I have been in a Long Distance One Since 1966. I Use to Communicate with Her by Carrier Pigeon, but I Switched to Sticking Messages on the Backs of Snails. ![]() |
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Topic:
Wanna Chat
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PUFFF !! GONE WITH THE WIND >>>>>>>>>>>>
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Edited by
Carlos
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Wed 06/11/25 04:36 AM
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My Good Olde Fashion STUDEBAKER Still Works.
It Gets Me Around Where I Need to Go. I just Need to Give it Beforehand The Little Blue Pill. |
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Topic:
Singles online
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I'am "NOT" Free.
You have to Wine and Dine Me. ![]() |
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Topic:
The Great Awakening
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Alien Life on this Planet has Always Existed.
Just Look at the Southern Border. I Think You have been Inhaling Too Much Plane Chem Trails. ![]() |
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I Feel GREAT !!!
I just got Out of the Matteawan State Mental Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Ready to Date Women Again. ![]() |
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Topic:
i m rich
Edited by
Carlos
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Sat 06/07/25 05:18 PM
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Well I have Money Coming Out of My Ying Yang.
Doctors Say I Need a Rectalpupiloptomy. ![]() its 2 - Two Mints in One. |
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Topic:
i m rich
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Well I have Money Coming Out of My Ying Yang.
Doctors Say I Need a Rectalpupiloptomy. ![]() |
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Edited by
Carlos
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Sat 06/07/25 12:44 PM
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Looking for Hot Tbone Steaks or Pork Chops Only X
Will Use My Mouth. ![]() |
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Topic:
Married people should come
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Confused. Is He Talking About Swinging Married Couples
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Still Looking.
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Topic:
Hi baby
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I'm free all the time I am a girl if you have a knob My Tallywacker is like a Door Knob. Everyone Gets a Turn. ![]() |
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Topic:
Old Photographs ?
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Old Photos Remind Me of Where did All Those Yesterdays Go.
You do Not Realize the Value of What You Have, Until it Becomes a Memory. |
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Topic:
seeking a lady
Edited by
Carlos
on
Tue 06/03/25 02:18 PM
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Looking for a lady to share the lonely nights. I am an introvert and enjoy cuddles just because and snuggling on the sofa watching a movie or reading a book Hi Georay, I believe I align well with what you’re looking for, and what you like matches what I want too. If you’re ready, so am I. Hi Tina : I'am Looking for My Pet Chihuahua I Lost at the Crap Tables at the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas. ![]() |
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Topic:
Coffee lovers ?
Edited by
Carlos
on
Tue 06/03/25 07:06 AM
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My Favorite Coffee is : KUPI LUWAK
It Makes Me Want to Run. ![]() |
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Topic:
your love
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Love is when You Share a Bar of Soap
and a Toothbrush. ![]() |
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Fun : is Throwing a Pie in Your Boss's Face.
NYUK NYUK NYUK ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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