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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
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Headless?? okay.. I'll bite.. why?? 
enquiry minds wanna know 
any YAY.. my pic add worked WOOT 
Answer :  
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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
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 that's a version I've never heard...
yer daddy was born on halloweeney?? who's yer daddy?? 
did it work now??
Thats a Funny Coincidence,
My Nickname is : HEADLESS |
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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
Edited by
Carlos
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Mon 01/12/26 02:53 PM
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actually.. Bob's my cousin
Sam Hain was your daddy?  I thought he was a British cricket player?
*sings* take me out to the ball game
 Daddy was Celtic. Born October 31st.
Take Me Out to the Big House. Buy Me a Box of Hacking Saws. I Don't Care if I Ever Get Out. Its Root Root for the Inmates. And If they Don't Beat the Guards,its a Shame. its 1-2-3 Strikes on the Guards Old Heads. |
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2 words - part 48
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Love S ex
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Guys can you cook
Edited by
Carlos
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Mon 01/12/26 02:07 PM
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I Can Cook a Special Manwich :
Liver with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti. 
Or How About My House Special : Imitation Powder Tofu Sausage with a Side of Roasted Chicken Feet. 
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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
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Carlos
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Mon 01/12/26 09:39 AM
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I Think You are Also 
( and Pardon My Dark Humor ) nothing to pardon.. I was brought up in a british enviornment.. dark humour is something you get accustomed to 
however I think you are in need of having your eyes examined to replace those rose colored ones
I was simply using sarcasm when stating I was "perfect" NO one is..
Bob's Your Uncle. My Daddy Sam Hain was Perfect. |
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prettiest country girl
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I'm the prettiest country girl in town and I will like to connect with like minded. Wow, Me Too. I'm the Prettiest Hoser in Town. 
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Are you flurting with me???? 
regardless.. who'd be dumb enough to say no to a full body massage
Yes. I Wished I Lived Closer to You 
sadly.. our borders are hard to get thru these days.. but you've only about a 5-6 hr drive away..  I Live in New York City
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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
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OMG
I don't need to make any resolutions.. cuz I'm already perfect in every way 
I Think You are Also
( and Pardon My Dark Humor ) |
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What You Need is a Complete Body Massage with Warm Hands. 
Are you flurting with me????
regardless.. who'd be dumb enough to say no to a full body massage
Yes. I Wished I Lived Closer to You
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Edited by
Carlos
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Sun 01/11/26 12:25 PM
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I'm starving!!! and I'm SORE!! I just finished shoveling snow on ice on water crazy weather..
LUNCH!
hey y'all.. how's everyone? 
What You Need is a Complete Body Massage with Warm Hands.
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Sugar mamma
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I'd keep ya.. but I'm broke!
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ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
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My New Year's Resolution is to Tell My Bishop that I will Not be Bopping Him Any More.
Thats Why I'm Here on M ingle
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I was the Only High School Student Arrested by the Police for Smoking "OREGANO".
And We use to have a Saying : the Only Dope Worth Shooting is NIXON. Can I Still Join this Club 
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Trip to Europe
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I Want to Go to LONDONISTAN to See the Hijabis.
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Last concert you went to??
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"THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS" Band in Pork Barrel Tennessee
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Bigfoot
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I Don't have a Big Foot, But I have a Big
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2 dogs and a cat
Edited by
Carlos
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Sat 01/10/26 08:36 PM
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I love my pets but sometimes!?!?! Yes, I had a "Pet" Turkey > But Thanksgiving Came. Gobble Gobble GOBBLE 
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I'm a widow. Since my husband died, i felt like i died, too. But, as time passes by, i can say that i'm recovering from my heartaches. I dared myself to sign up here, hoping to find a kindhearted man who can help me recover fast. I'm searching for someone who can make me lively and lovely again. Of course, i would do the same for him. Sorry for Your Loss. We Do Not Know the Value of What We Have, Until it Becomes a Memory. 
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True love
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Texas Gal : Show Me Where I Said I Wrote That Poem. Poetry is for All Peoples, Wheather You Wrote it or Not. 
Humm and yet I was not responding saying you said they were your words. I was responding due to another thought they were your words. Plagiarism is what it is... when one does not give credit to the true writer, but yet leads others to believe they were their words.,.,, 
You Rather Complain with Petty Details, Instead of Admiring a Wonderful Poem. No Wonder You have Not Found a Mate.
And yet again there you go with your petty insults when you don't like what another says.. If I was you I would not be talking about others that may be single, when you would hump anything that would let them. I do admire good poetry and have many poems I have written myself. I just don't like it when others post poetry and not give credit where it belongs.. Ohh and maybe read the rules when posting another's work.. https://mingle2.com/topic/249147 That Poem is Not Copyrighted. It is "PUBLIC DOMAIN". And You're Darn Right I would Hump Anything. I Beat the "CANCER" I Had, and I'am Ready to Hump and Enjoy Life !!
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