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Thu 01/15/26 01:50 PM
Because the Wine of Desire Flows in Their Veins. smitten

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Thu 01/15/26 01:26 PM

not in the living room.. in my back yard :wink: laugh
I've made some 'houses' for them when needed they camp out in them..

most come up to say hi.. or for a meal.. the skunks and I have a 10' distance rule tho.. and thankfully.. they respect it :thumbsup: winking




Zee, You Sound Like an Awesome Lady !!! :thumbsup:
I Love Animals.

Now the Trick to Keeping the Skunk Away,
is to Stop Showering, and Smell Worse than the Skunk. sick

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Wed 01/14/26 05:50 PM



WOW Zero, thats Doggone Heaven > You are a Regular Mrs Doctor Dolittle. :thumbsup:

The Most Exotic Pet I Ever had was a Black Mamba.


Zee for short works :wink: I'm a lot more than nothing laugh

a black mamba??? scared I'm not much into snakes personally.. my eldest has one but, it's not of the venomous type.. that I'm aware of.. I knew a guy that had piranha's.. still have the scar on my index fingertip silly me.. and spiders.. *shivers* yeah.. I don't like spiders.. eesh..

but yes.. I am a regular Ms. Dolittle laugh I've got deer, opossum's, racoons, foxes, skunks (which I steer clear of, thank you very much), ferrets, wild cats and a plethora of birds.. including eagles, falcons etc.. bigsmile


JUMPING GENEVE !! You Got a Zoo in Your Living Room !! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 01/14/26 11:15 AM
Blood Sausage with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti. drool

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Wed 01/14/26 09:59 AM
There Once was a Man from Nantucket.
that Sat on His Tuffet.
Eating His Curds and Whey.
Along Came a Stomach Wave and Poor Nantucket
Crapped a Muffet.

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Wed 01/14/26 07:37 AM



Wow!! $2600.Dollars Can Buy me alot of Hot Dogs.

I had a Long Time Ago a Pair of Doberman Pinschers

They Were Both Ferocious.

And I Told the Police I had No Idea What Happened to My First Wife, and that the Dogs Normally had Big Bellies. ohwell



laugh you remind me of that frenchie.. a lil nutso, but in a fun way laugh

I had 2 king dobermans myself, just not at the same time.. trained yes, ferocious no (unless agressively provoked).. and although that frenchie is a cutie pie.. I prefer larger dogs to bitty ones..

I've had Bernese and Great Pyrenean plus my very first was a Blue Merle Collie (short haired).. Last one was a Labernese.. she passed in September 2024 sad2 After that I had an awesome racoon named Bandit.. he got hit by a car in November :cry: Then there's Roxy.. my 3 legged fox.. she had her kits here summer of 2024.. they all still come visit smile2


WOW Zero, thats Doggone Heaven > You are a Regular Mrs Doctor Dolittle. :thumbsup:

The Most Exotic Pet I Ever had was a Black Mamba.

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Tue 01/13/26 07:40 PM


What a CUTIE !!! smitten


they really are.. and kind of nutso too, in a funny way.. my eldest wanted a pug but I feel this would be a better fit for her and her personality.. but MAN are they pricey.. cheapest I found was like $2600 noway locally... I love my kids.. just not THAT much laugh


Wow!! $2600.Dollars Can Buy me alot of Hot Dogs.

I had a Long Time Ago a Pair of Doberman Pinschers

They Were Both Ferocious.

And I Told the Police I had No Idea What Happened to My First Wife, and that the Dogs Normally had Big Bellies. ohwell




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Tue 01/13/26 04:38 PM
Yes I would Like to Live Forever
in My Dead End Mimimum Wage Job
and My Growing Goiter slaphead

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Tue 01/13/26 03:26 PM
Hiyah Newbies to M ingle flowers

Anybody Live in the New York City / Long Island Area what

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Tue 01/13/26 03:15 PM
What a CUTIE !!! smitten

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Tue 01/13/26 11:13 AM
2 of my Favorite Dog Breeds is the :

Miniature Saint Bernard

Giant Chihuahua

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Tue 01/13/26 07:24 AM
How do I Feel Right Now ??

Like a Cross Between Hercules and the Marquis De Sade.

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Mon 01/12/26 02:15 PM
Love S ex

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Sun 01/11/26 02:57 PM




Are you flurting with me???? blushing

regardless.. who'd be dumb enough to say no to a full body massage bigsmile


Yes.
I Wished I Lived Closer to You :heart:


sadly.. our borders are hard to get thru these days.. but you've only about a 5-6 hr drive away..


happy I Live in New York City

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Sun 01/11/26 02:47 PM


What You Need is a Complete Body Massage with Warm Hands. winking


Are you flurting with me???? blushing

regardless.. who'd be dumb enough to say no to a full body massage bigsmile


Yes.
I Wished I Lived Closer to You :heart:

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Sun 01/11/26 12:25 PM
Edited by Carlos on Sun 01/11/26 12:25 PM

I'm starving!!! and I'm SORE!! tears I just finished shoveling snow on ice on water noway crazy weather..
LUNCH! bigsmile

hey y'all.. how's everyone? waving


What You Need is a Complete Body Massage with Warm Hands. winking

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Sun 01/11/26 12:01 PM

laugh I'd keep ya.. but I'm broke! bigsmile


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Sun 01/11/26 07:13 AM
I was the Only High School Student Arrested by the Police for Smoking "OREGANO".
And We use to have a Saying : the Only Dope Worth Shooting is NIXON.

Can I Still Join this Club smokin

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Sat 01/10/26 08:40 PM
"THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS" Band in Pork Barrel Tennessee rofl

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Sat 01/10/26 12:51 PM

I'm a widow. Since my husband died, i felt like i died, too. But, as time passes by, i can say that i'm recovering from my heartaches. I dared myself to sign up here, hoping to find a kindhearted man who can help me recover fast. I'm searching for someone who can make me lively and lovely again. Of course, i would do the same for him.


Sorry for Your Loss.

We Do Not Know the Value of What We Have,
Until it Becomes a Memory. brokenheart