She’s cooking her son?
Jeez she’s not as angelic as I thought she was
Slim Jim up next?

It’s true!
I had a Siamese cat named shiksa
I kept her happy and spoiled rotten for 18 years!
But when she died it broke my heart so badly I swore to no more cats
I switched to Alaskan malamute dogs then
And even though it crushes me heart and soul when they die,
I keep on getting another one

You stack everything up
Equally
One atop the other
Like the washer and dryer
And the freezer refrigerator
It all seems so geometrically rigid

Quite deep
Kinda sad
And it went by so quickly
Kinda like a mig25

Well Karim you might get a lasting relationship but nothing is forever

Lucas not everyone has much telepathic ability
Some people have more than others and some have none at all
At least in my opinion
Personally I feel like I have a great deal of telepathy at certain times and there are times when I’m usually wrong about how another person is feeling
And I’m taking about real telepathy not reading another person’s bod language
Last summer I was camp counselor (science) and I tested the oldest group of campers telepathy abilities
We used the traditional cards with pictures of everyday things
Most of them scored a zero or maybe a one out of ten
But there was this one skinny girl who actually got a ten out of ten
And I was watching too to see if she was cheating
She wasn’t

I beg to differ good sir
The mouse is noble honest and reliable

Personally I’d hate that

I’d hate to be desirable I really would

See now that is why I picked it
It’s a British slang word
Originally its someone who fixes shoes but it kinda morphs into a mild insult in the 20th century
It’s really not that bad
I didn’t want to make you upset
By the way thanks for releasing that bass
They need all the help they can get
With river pollution their numbers are steadily decreasing
That’s why I dislike trump so much
He just doesn’t care about any kind of pollution
As a fisherman you should care more about the environment than trump does
Yeah Biden is an idiot too but at least he tries to protect the epa and the environment
Cheers Bart don’t hold a grudge

BUMP!

You spoze to write a sentence (funny or not) which uses all three words provided by the poster before you , in any order.
The sentence can be as long or short as you like but you must use those three words

Then you post three new words for the next person

1 America
2 chocolate
3 foxtrot

Yeah I’ll take that!
Sounds a bit like me
I’ll say the man with the vibraphone is up next

Nails that bend easily

Now now Bart let’s not get all angry and aggressive about it
You know that you and I would never be able to agree about anything
Let’s just keep this discussion on an adult level
You called me a child before and I jokingly called you a cobbler
Let’s just stick to the issue of all the terrible things trump did to this country

10cc
I’m Mandy, fly me
(Weeping pathetically while listening)

Talking heads
Once in a lifetime

What an exceptionally AWESOME thread

And I particularly appreciate the kind sentiment expressed by Kishore

For myself I really want a QUARTER HORSE

Man I would take such good care of him
I’ve lived on farms before and took good care of sheep and a pair of Percheron horses

I love ALL animals not just pets

So much so that
1 I began a nonprofit to fight the Pennsylvania game commission (big bunch of baskets)
2 worked for 20 years as a substitute teacher just so I could teach each and every class that animals have FEELINGS and that it’s up to US to take care of them

Rant over

Donald Trump wasn’t aware of TikTok at the start of 2020 – but now the viral app ranked high on his list of enemies that summer. Why? Teens.

It wasn’t until teens claimed credit for half-filled seats at Trump’s ‘comeback’ rally in Tulsa.

After that, Trump decided the Chinese-owned app was a national security threat and has now forced the sale of TikTok in order for it to continue operating in the US.

Funnily enough, senior leaders who work at winning bidder Oracle, have a very close relationship with Trump’s administration.

Oracle’s win was a surprise, with most expecting Microsoft to succeed with their bid to “partner” with TikTok’s owners in the US.

Keep your friends close and your enemy apps closer!

One of the very first things Trump did on ascending to office, was revive plans for a huge oil pipeline that had been rejected by Barack Obama.

Despite Obama deciding that the pipeline was not only environmentally unsound, it would also not deliver on promises such as lowering petrol prices, Trump merrily fired out an executive order in January 2017, signing off on the Keystone XL pipeline which would “ pump some of Canada’s most dangerous oil products over nearly 1,200 miles of US land and Indigenous territories largely for export to other countries”.

Remember Charlottesville? The white supremacist rally where counter-protestor Heather Heyer was killed after a member of the far-right drove a car into her. Well according to Trump, there were “very fine people” on both sides of that protest. One side was made up of Neo-Nazis and white supremacists. The other wasn’t.

Yeah I saw that picture of you and a large mouth bass
Nice fish
I bet you killed it you trump-sucking cobbler

Todd rundgren
A Philly native
“We gotta get you a woman “

Damn I couldn’t find a single song on my iTunes playlist with the word destroyer
Alas I’ll go with
Stanley Clark’s
“Larry has traveled eleven miles and waited a lifetime for the return of great Vishnu’s report “
(What a title!)