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Topic: Make a sentence with these 3 words
JustJosh's photo
Fri 05/24/24 02:16 PM
You spoze to write a sentence (funny or not) which uses all three words provided by the poster before you , in any order.
The sentence can be as long or short as you like but you must use those three words

Then you post three new words for the next person

1 America
2 chocolate
3 foxtrot

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 05/24/24 07:02 PM
We were dancing the foxtrot to a song by America when she told me chocolate was her favorite food.


Caffeine

Nicotine

Benzine


Slim gym 's photo
Sat 05/25/24 02:56 AM
Sipping on some caffeine and inhaling the nicotine, when I saw her slit her finger while making me a sandwich , and she screamed for help, so I poured the benzene on the wound , and she screamed louder !!!!

bite , love , sex

JustJosh's photo
Sat 05/25/24 07:07 AM
I’m scared of women who love to bite during sex!

Fur-baby
Maple
Satisfaction

Slim gym 's photo
Sat 05/25/24 07:33 AM
Fur baby gets total satisfaction climbing a Maple tree !!!


eat, dream , snickers

Gia's photo
Sat 05/25/24 08:45 AM
The ultimate dream is to eat snickers whenever I want and not gain an ounce.

Orgasm
Hotel
Marathon

JustJosh's photo
Sat 05/25/24 09:25 AM
So like, Gia and Tom Cruise were having this marathon sex session in the penthouse suite of the plaza hotel in New York and she was screaming so loud during her multiple orgasm that trump had her forcibly removed within two hours.

iTunes
Boiling
Magenta

Gia's photo
Sat 05/25/24 10:44 AM
Edited by Gia on Sat 05/25/24 10:45 AM
Josh went nuts after his last break up and poured boiling water on her Magenta flowers well blasting Flowers by Miley Cyrus on his iTunes. flowerforyou


Money
girlfriend
entertainment

JustJosh's photo
Sat 05/25/24 01:12 PM
… easy!

One of my favorite forms of entertainment is simply fantasizing that I had a beautiful sensitive loving girlfriend who simply doesn’t care that I haven’t any money.

Andromeda
Time-travel
Vomiting


Gia's photo
Sat 05/25/24 01:40 PM
In class today Josh was vomiting well trying to teach his students about time travel... The subject The princess Andromeda who was chained to a rock as a sacrifice to a sea monster but was eventually rescued by the hero Perseus.


Blanket-fort
Games
Singing



JustJosh's photo
Sat 05/25/24 02:30 PM
Associated Press, 1/20/2025- Washington D.C.- president-elect Trump announced that he would be launching ten nuclear ICBM’s at China as a direct consequence of their military war-games around Taiwan, and made the suggestion that all Americans were to construct blanket-forts immediately and to begin singing the national anthem.

Soil
Fire-crackers
Lactation

Gia's photo
Sat 05/25/24 03:42 PM
Mike has in charge of safely placing the firecrackers in soil for Josh’s Ample bosom Lactation party.

Waterproof
Spicy
Vegetarian

JustJosh's photo
Sat 05/25/24 05:19 PM
Once Gia and her boyfriend Tom Cruise decided to become vegetarian their spicy sexual adventures became so intense that she needed waterproof sheets to protect her from his enormous sperm showers.

Hermione
Wand
Exhausted

Gia's photo
Sun 05/26/24 06:08 AM
Edited by Gia on Sun 05/26/24 06:14 AM
I found a magic wand in the forest But Every-time I tried to use it it drained me of my energy and made exhausted - then one day it did work I time traveled and got to learn about Hermione was the daughter of Menelaus and Helen in Greek mythology



Apple
Adam
Snake

JustJosh's photo
Sun 05/26/24 09:09 AM
Once there was a cute little green snake named Adam who was coiled about a delicious Granny Smith apple when suddenly the muse Terpsichore grabbed him and gobbled him up!

Cerberus
Chocolate
Atmosphere

Gia's photo
Sun 05/26/24 10:05 AM
Cerberus the three headed guard dog that had a better sense of smell and taste then other dogs - for example the smell petrichor in the atmosphere before a rainfall and chocolate tasted that much better.


Lord
Lady
Dragon




Gia's photo
Sun 05/26/24 10:05 AM
Cerberus the three headed guard dog that had a better sense of smell and taste then other dogs - for example the smell petrichor in the atmosphere before a rainfall and chocolate tasted that much better.


Lord
Lady
Dragon




JustJosh's photo
Sun 05/26/24 10:58 AM
While crossing Cresheim creek, Lady Nikita’s Tikkup was behaving SO badly that the Lord himself came down upon her and LO, he turned her into a bearded red dragon.

Feet
Clouds
Hermes

Gia's photo
Sun 05/26/24 12:05 PM
Hermes flow up in the clouds with his winged sandals on his feet.


Battle
Declared
Granted

JustJosh's photo
Sun 05/26/24 02:31 PM
During the long and horrific battle in heaven between the higher arch-angels and the lower angels in rebellion, Gabriel declared that a truce would be granted on the sole condition that mankind would be cursed with self-destruction and doomed to mortality.

Whew

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