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"you must be a good cummunicator first and foremost!"
You first. |
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"I cook,clean&talk"
Yes, but can you put the toilet seat down when you are finished? |
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"LIFE TO SHORT FOR A BUNCH OF DROMA. if thats what your about keep lookin. thats not me. im simple."
Enough said. |
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"I am neither democan or repubiclicrat,"
Dyslexic politician? |
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"I miss you and am really close to my area to help from them later"
What? Did Timmy fall in the well, Lassie? |
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"I new to the area. And lookin for a **** buddy."
Does this pick-up technique really work? Come on. |
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"I would rather be single and happy than a woman who is fake."
Dude, you are a guy. |
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"We dont have alot of time on this earth and it shouldnt be wasted with nice women out there"
Your ad campaign appears to be working. |
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"Life's to short to be shy, grow a pair and e-mail me, I promise to be nice. Todd"
Did you just tell me to 'grow a pair'? |
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"looking for someone who can laugh til tears run down their legs!"
I think you meant... Aw, hell, I don't know what you meant. |
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"Be patient with me, I type like a trained chicken"
I love circus acts. |
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"hard worker with a good seance of humor."
Are you channeling Richard Pryor? |
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"I just got out of a 7 year relationship that was total mistake from the first day."
Yet you stuck around for another 2,556 (approx.) days to make sure your first impression was correct. I'm in awe. |
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"Take a shot with me and I will have you rolling on the floor - - - - -!!! Laughing!! Lmao... You naughty girl (I like it), tell me what you were thinking.."
The initial stages of Tourette syndrome. |
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"If you would like a personal introduction to my samurai sword, send me a message with a list of your villainous deeds of the day"
You ain't introducing me to that thing. God only knows where it's been! |
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"I have an army of minions, but am also in the market for a psychotic sidekick."
By minions, do you mean children? |
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"I have no idea what I'm looking for. If I did I would have found it by now. Lol. No crazies please!! If you're not sure call a ex and ask him. Thanks."
I just had to include this one for the level of politeness. He even offers a helpful tip to find out if we (women) are crazy or not. |
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"I am also very down to earth, I will wait to hear from you"
Did you bring provisions? It could be a long wait. |
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"Believe it or not l, I wrote that.."
I believe. |
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"You will know when your heart truly beats for the first time..."
Past Life Exercise: You are getting very sleepy. We want to know when your heart first began to beat. Now travel back to the time you were a fetus.... |
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