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Sun 07/12/09 05:41 PM
There is a woman I hold so near and dear
Never met anyone like her in all my years
For myself I did nothing, for her I'd try my best
I'd do anything to try and shine above the rest
I thought I did this and it might be true
But there's one thing I did not do
Telling her everything I knew
When she asked me the first time or two
By the third time, it was too belated
Making me a liar, and now I am hated


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Sun 07/12/09 11:31 AM
this is not a suicide note. please don't take it that way. i will be here tomorrow.

I hate to wake up
And face today
In my dreams
I wish to stay
To make this happen
There might be a way
Where in my sleep
I can forever lay
Maybe in death
I'll find this contrast
Nothing left to solve
From present, future, and past
There I can find
Eternal dreams alas
I take in one deep breath
Cause this will be my last

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Sun 07/12/09 11:14 AM
yeah, grow a pair and go talk to her. just kidding. i'm too shy to talkt to a lot of people myself.

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Sun 07/12/09 11:11 AM
:thumbsup:

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Sat 07/11/09 11:59 PM
"I KEEP IT 100 24/7 365."

My thermostat doesn't even go up that high.


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Sat 07/11/09 11:55 PM
"This is my first time of trying to get into not just a relationship but a serious one which GOD shall lead into marriage on the internet."

I'm not religious or anything, so I'm no expert, but figure God would prefer you get married in a church.


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Sat 07/11/09 11:14 PM
Sure. Gimme a quarter and I'll letcha squeegee my windshield. Better not be a greasy squeegee though.

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Sat 07/11/09 11:09 PM

I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally laugh


An equal opportunity offender

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Sat 07/11/09 09:03 PM
Fine then! I WON'T! I had something really cool to post too. But nooo, you don't want me to post it here. Your loss, not mine.

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Sat 07/11/09 08:59 PM
"I am greatness! I am, but not conceited enough to be serious about proclaiming it!!"

So you're just humble enough to not be serious, but proclaim it twice? Huh? I don't get it.

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Sat 07/11/09 08:52 PM
Um...I do that left handed too. Something wrong with that? I don't really have any accidents and wash my hands afterwards anyway.

Interesting sounding mug. Got any pics or a link? I looked for one fitting the description but couldn't find it. I'd like to check that out.

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Sat 07/11/09 07:59 PM


"The first thing that most people notice about me is my bright white smile and full lips. And my long black hair and my big brown eyes."

So what you're saying is the first thing people notice is that you have a head?


This might work against her -- having NO head would be MUCH more noticeable.




rofl

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Sat 07/11/09 07:57 PM
"The first thing that most people notice about me is my bright white smile and full lips. And my long black hair and my big brown eyes."

So what you're saying is the first thing people notice is that you have a head?

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Sat 07/11/09 07:39 PM
Edited by EZ4Sheezy on Sat 07/11/09 07:39 PM
"I'm search of a good,honest person to keep to know"

Shouldn't you know them before deciding to keep 'em?

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Sat 07/11/09 07:21 PM


Threw my razor away years ago...didn't need it anymore...
oh this i want to see can you post a pitcher.


I can







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Sat 07/11/09 07:13 PM
oxygen, food, water/sweet tea, shelter, clothing, sleep, work, transportation, friends, family, love, work, and entertainment

I'm sure there's something I left out. D@mn I'm needy.

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Sat 07/11/09 06:55 PM


"For Hire"


Oh???
spock



Yeah, I need a job.

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Sat 07/11/09 06:49 PM
1. To do everything exactly right

2. Superpowers

3. Personal background music

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Sat 07/11/09 06:28 PM
Cornhole sounds like something from Deliverance. I don't think you can get much more redneck that those guys, so I'm gonna go with that.

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Sat 07/11/09 06:26 PM
For Lori


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