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Topic:
Assumptions
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Who amongst us wants to volunteer to wear this badge and officially become the mingle² Assumption Sherrif?
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Topic:
Assumptions
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Topic:
Assumptions
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KimmiM,
You are making an assumption that I'm a drama queen... ...hmmmm... and you're right! 
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Topic:
Assumptions
Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 01:18 PM
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Why? Because you were bothered by me responding to someone's rate me thread for some reason? That's the only thing I can think of. I'm bothered by the fact that you are slightly funnier than me...! It's not fair, I work hard at being funny. I have studied the works of the great mingle² comedians like Cottonelle and Waterloosunset. And here you come outta nowhere and out-funny me. Well boo freakin' hoo...  SingYouSweet? Yeah, I gotta song for you alright. 
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...and I started a rock collection.
I put in a Monster Java energy drink. |
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Topic:
Hi-Jack this thread - part 8
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 Ouch... What was that for? Me wants me binky...
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Topic:
Twilight
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You guys REALLY like Twilight or did I just wake up to a bad episode of the Twilight Zone?  dude, read my initial review on the previous page for my thoughts on the travesty called Twilight  Yay...! 
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And now, this:
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Topic:
Twilight
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You guys REALLY like Twilight or did I just wake up to a bad episode of the Twilight Zone?
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Cradle robber
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Undertaker at a mortuary.
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 12:18 PM
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Created the word Fling...!
still owns a slip n slide. Wants Holly to play on it with him in the nude Holly (whose real name is Jen) is taken... I want Jen (Tootsweet) to play with me nekked on the slip-n-slide...! |
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Nelly Von Nelwick
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At-home 976 phone sex operator named "Bambi."
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secretly wishes she'd be whisked away by a dashingly handsome vampire...!
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Thinks Mahan looks HAWT with his eye patch... (which he wears for no apparent reason!)
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 12:05 PM
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Quality Inspector for Levis company.
Inspected by # 4459. |
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Likes to lick the obscenities off of Jen (tootsweet.)
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Willem Nimjanjouk
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I thought if I asked for a girl that doesn't speak English that I wouldn't have to communicate with her or listen to her nag...
But now whe's nagging me in her native Tagalog. Ok, so if I buy 5 more hoola hoops, will you throw in an English-Tagalog dictionary? Apparently, I'm not gonna get any sex until I can ask her nicely in Tagalog...
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