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Sun 04/26/15 06:26 AM
https://youtu.be/s7z7X_tfX6E

Mark Lowndes - Indya

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Sun 04/26/15 03:02 AM
Two rolls and bacon and a bowl of weetabix, for my breakfast!

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Sun 04/26/15 02:47 AM

West- Lot's of sex before but no more sex after marriage.
East- no sex before, but after marriage lot's of sex.
West- Shower is a must before sex.
East Shower is a must after sex.

Cultural differences.
Are you sure you're an American? All you do is diss your country, men, or the west in general??

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Sun 04/26/15 02:43 AM

why all women's say i am loking for a man on my age ?? love have age ?
where is problem if woman is older than man ?
Shave the pom pom off yer chin and you might get a burd? laugh laugh drinker

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Sun 04/26/15 02:36 AM



any women want to come to India to spend time.
Why, would they go to India, when they can just phone up BT or HSBC and talk and spend time talking to an Indian guy, without leaving the UK?

haha true,.morning tim
Morning Lynn! flowerforyou Taking my missus out shopping today in Glasgow city centre! Just waiting on her getting ready which will be a while, I bet? laugh laugh

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Sun 04/26/15 02:31 AM
Edited by messi_is_a_tim_1888 on Sun 04/26/15 02:32 AM

any women want to come to India to spend time.
Why, would they go to India, when they can just phone up BT or HSBC and spend time talking to an Indian guy, without leaving the UK?

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Sun 04/26/15 01:34 AM

Is it not possible that I can find someone who just wants to have some fun, and to meet someone local.
Philmymouth? Take it your ideal woman would be called Philippa McCracken then? laugh laugh laugh drinker

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Sun 04/26/15 01:24 AM


thats def a sweet looking car, my buddy got a brand new challenger r/t wit the hemi in it, that thing is bad!!! his is an automatic tho, i dont know if they make it in stick? i never saw the point of owning a sports car with an auto tranny, shifting is the best part!
Nice....yeah I cant stand auto...I've got a 6 speed manual at the moment...love changing those gears....hehe...
The paddle gears are not bad when you get used to them though Mikey? Still prefer the old style as that's how I learned to drive! drinker

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Sun 04/26/15 01:08 AM
Love is getting butterflies in your stomach every day when you park your car in the drive outside your house after work and know that she's inside feeling the same way about you! I still get that feeling before I enter my house and see my wife! Just adore her totally!! :smile:

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Sun 04/26/15 12:58 AM



i wish i had some of my uncles cars, hes rich as ***! got a lambo gallardo convertible, ferarri 360 spider, mercedes sl550 amg convertible, bentley flying spur, rolles royce ghost, and he has a ton of older camaros and all kind of old muscle cars, bastard has like 100 cars, must be nice to have millions in the bank!
Sounds like the contents of Jay Lenos garage when he was on the British show Top Gear? He's got tons of cars also Tomato!

yea i've seen leno's collection before, i dont think my uncle has as many as leno yet.. but i would say he has anywhere from 50-100 cars. he owns a fortune 500 company he started back in 1979 and hes making MONEY like crazy. he became a multimillionaire in 1991 and his profits have been skyrocketing ever since. he goes to those barret jackson autions all the time and just buys whatever he feels like, lucky guy! he has 2 bentleys, the same model, 1 black 1 white both flying spurs, and he recently got a white rolles royce ghost. he let me start his ferarri the one day and rev it up, i asked him to let me take it for a spin, he said give me 96,000$ and you can drive it all you want! sky blue ferarri 360 convertible, got it at auction for 96K. i was like you bastard haha just let me drive it but he wouldnt let me sad
If I had that sort of money, I would buy a Bugatti Veyron, An E-type Jag, Ferrari F40 and the first car I ever owned, a Ford Escort mk3, 1.6 Ghia, as the woman I sold it to still drives it to this day!

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Sat 04/25/15 11:57 PM

i wish i had some of my uncles cars, hes rich as ***! got a lambo gallardo convertible, ferarri 360 spider, mercedes sl550 amg convertible, bentley flying spur, rolles royce ghost, and he has a ton of older camaros and all kind of old muscle cars, bastard has like 100 cars, must be nice to have millions in the bank!
Sounds like the contents of Jay Lenos garage when he was on the British show Top Gear? He's got tons of cars also Tomato!

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Sat 04/25/15 11:51 PM


it was the all mighty god himself, what better way to make your presence known than to make it rain animals! laugh whoa


i would say just showing itself...
What next? Raining Polar Bears in Texas? ha ha

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Sat 04/25/15 11:41 PM
Future Sound of London - Lifeforms ( album, 1994 )

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Sat 04/25/15 11:23 PM



Quote" I don't mind annoying people". This has probably already been done, but i'll let you think about it
Well that answers the question why you're single then, eh? Maybe you should start interesting people, instead of annoying them? Your words? I'm only quoting you?

What's that I hear? Is that the pot calling the kettle black? I think your the one that doesn't get it. And yes, many things can be taken more than one way :)
Mate, I'm married with two kids and one on the way! I prefer to make friends not drive people away like you seem to be doing? Your life not mine though? I couldn't really care what you do with yours, or who you alienate either, ok?

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Sat 04/25/15 11:17 PM
I think it's a lot of crap! Star signs? My farter (arse) Load of hocus pocus! Moons rising here and on the cusp of Saturn this and it dictates some peoples lives also? ha ha ha

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Sat 04/25/15 10:48 PM
I'm not sick and twisted? I get on with all the people in my head these days! ha ha

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Sat 04/25/15 09:54 PM

Bashajones exclaimed >>>
OMGaloshes!....lol

That's a huge trip...I mean, mushroom!...laugh




LOL...wrong type --- WRONG type indeed!
Saut�ed with butter in a fry pan and eaten with bread or in a good hearty gravy...HMMMM to DIE 4!
No Basha was right? Magic mushrooms are more fun!!

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Sat 04/25/15 09:12 PM
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Wait?.....Why am I laughing?...what



because it
is funny
No it's not funny! Too many things some people think that's hilarious, that aren't funny these days! The 'I will survive' thread is funny, this isn't!!

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Sat 04/25/15 09:01 PM

Quote" I don't mind annoying people". This has probably already been done, but i'll let you think about it
Well that answers the question why you're single then, eh? Maybe you should start interesting people, instead of annoying them? Your words? I'm only quoting you?

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Sat 04/25/15 02:43 PM

I have a neighbor that's a web cam girl and she is ok to look at but not book smart or even very intelligent. Not someone I would date.
The cashier at the store is not a beautiful woman but she knows her books and smart. I think I rather date her. Now I am wondering if my age is starting to lay apart in my choice of women I am wanting to date
Why have you got what looks like a halo above your head?

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