Ya, no kidding...I would have been ecstatic....

You said we get to share??? So, when are you gonna send me my
portion????

SWWWEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT....Congratulations.....

LOL...She is fine....Says hi...

Yes, Big Papa???? Why are you shaking your
head no??? Did I go and do something stupid again???....Damn....

Hi Joshy...Any new prospects for me????LOL...

Welcome to JSH...Hope you enjoy it here....

Best of luck to both of you.... I am sure that it will
bring a smile to her face....

Having a Bad Day????

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medicalcondition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
withthe supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system
so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, 2 of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate
them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to aslaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all 2000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence,stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb.It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.



There now, feeling better???

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
Street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
Boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

























The blonde says: ......."Don't you have a vase?

Fishing??? I am going through withdrawl....When can we go?????

Creative...It would be my pleasure to cook along side you....

Two, thanks for the coffee... Missed ya lots...I am glad you
came back....

Welcome Ag...

Creative, I love to cook...I will come help ya...What are we cooking???
Breakfast??? YUMMY....

(((((((((Two)))))))))

I am so glad you are back...I missed you...

Any coffee left???

Whisper, I thought your joke was cute...I really liked it, even though I
have read that one before...It still makes me laugh...

Sorry that some people are so sensitive....

*sits beside the fire to warm up*

Anyone around this morning???

Well, have a good night, Joshy...I am outta here for the night...

Tell Papa Goodbye for me...

What happened to BigPapa???

No Problem, Papa....You know you can talk to me about
anything....