For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against
marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....


1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of
you.
2. Men are like......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........Blenders You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .... .Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

OMG !!!

I will own

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3
5
7
13 but only mentaly handicapped.... I still beleive in women.

I have this feeling someone is a little bitter toward men. Well, I can
actually tell you I've been ****ed over more by women than John Holmes
and the women I end up with get more one timers than Steve Yzerman.
Yeah, I've been ****ed over a lot by women but, you don't see me layin
into you females with women bashing bull****. I suggest you calm it
down and keep the **** to yourself or you will find yourself being on
here forever without ANYONE....and very, VERY lonely..... A bit of
advice for you.

What is it they say, if ya can't take a joke?

Wow, whisper's post was funny, but Trying's post was a riot!

Trying, this *is* the "Jokes & Funny Stories" section. This is where we
cut loose and -laugh-, and try not to take things to seriously.

Plus, speaking as a guy, some of those things are true of me and most
men I know. And the other ones are still funny.

trying this is the joke section not a serious one take it for what
it is some funny even if some of the shoes do seem to fit the feet
quite well

Trying, I am not trying to bash anybody here. It was just something that
I read and thought was funny. I am sorry if you read it while being so
uptight and could not see the humor in it. But thank you for making me
laugh with your post. As you see, I can find the humor in things. I in
no way have any anger towards men what so ever. And being here forever
is just not possible as I do not plan on living that long. But eh, have
a great day, And my biggest dream for you is to find your sense of
humor, cause life with out one can be a very boring one.

good one

I thought it was funny. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are taking
ourselves much too seriously

I just want to say that I know Whisper fairly well, and there is no way
I would ever categorize her as "bitter."

Maybe it's just me, but I do think her post is funny, and one reason is
because -- let's face it, guys -- there is a certain amount of truth in
it!

But Whisper is about as even-handed as you can get. I've seen her post
a few things here that portray some women in a less-then-flattering
light, too!

I think we have to keep in mind that this is the "Jokes" forum -- and
jokes, like opinions and Coca-Cola Blak, affect different people in
different ways.



If you're sensitive to the point where a few gentle gibes and
good-natured kidding around offend you, than maybe you should
ask yourself "why does this bother ME so much?"

Whisp, the post is fine. Like I've always said, people who are bound
and determined to be offended can ALWAYS find something to be offended
by.

Whisper, I thought your joke was cute...I really liked it, even though I
have read that one before...It still makes me laugh...

Sorry that some people are so sensitive....

hey,,,,
I resemble that remark......

resemble fanta?! I heard you epitomize that remark
lmao j/k

I know I fall into a few of those categories myself. Especially the one
about clothes half off. Actually no wait i dont fall into that one caus
emine are always all the way off

Daniel, does anyone say anything when you get on the bus?

Daniel, that must be really chilly come winter time!

did someone say sausage

Okay, okay, ya got me. I thought this was the general discussions
board. I remembered this from last night and decided to take a back
track and saw it was jokes and funny stories. Whisper....my most
sincere appologies to you for my remark. Now I can laugh in
peace.....

Thank you Trying, I accept your apology