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Topic: Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Mon 04/07/08 08:00 AM
Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22... #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road... #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times... #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup... #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo... #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space... #4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month... #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"... #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it... ...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman............... YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Mon 04/07/08 08:01 AM
I can see hate mail in your future.

ddanster Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 185	Mon 04/07/08 08:05 AM
Even with that all being said i still rather have the girl!

TristanBru Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 494	Mon 04/07/08 08:08 AM
Even with that all being said i still rather have the girl! suck up

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Mon 04/07/08 08:15 AM
Even with that all being said i still rather have the girl! suck up Yeah,What he said.LOL

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Mon 04/07/08 08:20 AM
That was too funny!!!!!!!!!!

veggielover89 Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 30	Mon 04/07/08 08:42 AM
Even with that all being said i still rather have the girl! Good answer. lol

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