25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

20. You watch the Weather Channel.

19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

10.You take naps.

9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.

7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

And the number one sign you are getting old is:


1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll do the
same damned thing.

LMAO
That was pretty funny

OMG I'm 28 and it fit me at 21 what the hell happened!LMAO damn thanks
for ruining my morning mills.LOL

ROFLMAO!!! GOOD ONE MILLS!!!

Holy ****! I've grown up. Thanks so much for that reality check and the
giggle!

LMAO I guess I am getting close lol

Thanks Mills, Reality Check.......

What is it when only three out of twenty-five apply?

Sad but.......... they all seem to fit OMG does this mean
I'm on the downhill slide lol more like the rollercoaster
going 90 down hill lol goood one


ROFLMAO

I'm a big kid now ROTFLMAO

Thanks again Millsdd.It's one of the sad but true reality checks.You
don't know whether to laugh or cry.This would be another reason why we
should never let our sense of humor falter.Hey!what the heck are we
going to do that's life's natural cycle.Surely no changing that.Then
we'll just have to make the best of it then hey?I always look forward to
your next post.Thx! & Godspeed!Cybear.;)

nuber 16 would be on me