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Topic: 30 Things a Naked Man Doesn't Want to Hear
Josiah2112's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:33 PM
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

Jill298's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:34 PM
where did it go?laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:35 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh


Where IS it? grumble

Bmac2008's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:36 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/17/08 12:36 PM
Let me get out my glasses, (or magnifying glass)..... laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:36 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/17/08 12:36 PM
laugh

myssfytz's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:37 PM
is THAT IT ???laugh laugh laugh

tanyaann's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:38 PM
what do you think you can do with that? (embarassed had the unfortunate encounter for which i used that line)

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Thu 04/17/08 12:38 PM
Is it in there yet???? laugh laugh laugh

Jill298's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:38 PM
blue... yes blue would be a good color for these wallslaugh laugh

italio69's photo
Thu 04/17/08 12:41 PM
noway got issues?

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Thu 04/17/08 12:41 PM
Perhaps statues w/larger penis's around the pool 2 compensate 4 shortcomings.laugh :tongue: laugh

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Thu 04/17/08 12:42 PM
Did you leave part of it at home?

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Thu 04/17/08 12:46 PM
Is this like one of those retractable pens?????????? laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/17/08 02:23 PM
grumble damn.... i was really looking foreward to tonight....

tim20721's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:49 PM
Why didn't you shave that last hair?

agate763's photo
Thu 04/17/08 05:44 PM
To kick a man when he's down is one thing. To keep kicking is brutality. :tongue: laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou

Jill298's photo
Thu 04/17/08 06:22 PM
you should really see a doctor bout that. I hear they have growth hormones these days... flowerforyou

NeedaLife's photo
Thu 04/17/08 06:24 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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