This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she
yells,
"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat
on my
front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat
on my
front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and
I'm
afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing
somebody!"

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!!!

LMAO.......... good one!!!

LMAO

LMAO

sleep, huh?

Really i am ,, on the phone with iam
nite Golf,,, Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That was funny catch.*hugs*