Topic: What is my next move?
jtip1977's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:08 AM

Well Sporky, all I can say is I see why you're still single! If this is how you talk to women, I'm surprised you can still show your face!


And you're single because women don't want to date a door mat

jtip1977's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:13 AM
Edited by jtip1977 on Thu 04/24/08 09:14 AM

Sir!!! The gall!! The unmitigated gall!!

I take it you don't date very much!


And just in case that little line was directed towards me....umm, you're wrong bud. I actually dated quite a bit.....haven't for a few months but that's because I've been in a relationship. See, I slap her around a bit and tell her to get in the kitchen to make me a turkey pot pie and she runs and does it. Later, I send her out for a six pack and while I am drinking that and watching whatever sporting event that may be on, I have her rub my feet. During halftime I get a hummer and then I give her my dirty dishes and she cleans the kitchen.She loves it. And I love her

dorky_and_sporky's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:14 AM
don't start the victory dance just yet neddy. the chick you're obsessing over obviously isn't embarrassed to be parking in your spot...she now feels it's her right

BlueskyJ's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:16 AM
i don't see how parking in your spot has anything to do with asking her out on a date....ask her out on the date & then kick her outta your spot....(how is it your parking spot?)....just do it respectfully....or tell her to park on your lap....

Respectful_Ned's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:19 AM
Sir!!! My FEMINIST group and I will liberate that poor woman you call your "girlfriend"! You are no better than a slave-driver!

And Sporky, if you used that neanderthal brain of yours, reflect on this. Who do you think the lady would be more receptive to: Me, who grasciously gives her my parking spot? Or you, who would psychotically scream obseneties at her as you forced her to inconvenience herself by moving the car?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:22 AM

Sir!!! My FEMINIST group and I will liberate that poor woman you call your "girlfriend"! You are no better than a slave-driver!

And Sporky, if you used that neanderthal brain of yours, reflect on this. Who do you think the lady would be more receptive to: Me, who grasciously gives her my parking spot? Or you, who would psychotically scream obseneties at her as you forced her to inconvenience herself by moving the car?


All this over a parking spot...and you called him a neanderthal *insert roll eyes here*

dorky_and_sporky's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:22 AM
my neanderthal brain says who gives a rat's ass who an inconsiderate ho who parks in other people's spots likes

txazdesertgirl's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:28 AM
I suspect she continues to park in your spot to get your attention. she's waiting to see what your next move is perhaps.

Go for the flowers. Don't ever shy away from the adventure, if all that happens is you're shot down, then so what? It happens to all of us. You might make a new friend, you might meet the love of your life. Instead of wondering,,,,,go for it!

jtip1977's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:28 AM
My girlfriend likes to be spanked. And she loves to clean.

no photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:30 AM

I'd slash her tires


sensitive feminists dont slash tires......

they let the air out at the stem....laugh laugh noway

Respectful_Ned's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:30 AM
All of the ladies in here are on my side.

What a surprise! ;)

Another victory for FEMINISM!

jtip1977's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:30 AM


I'd slash her tires


sensitive feminists dont slash tires......

they let the air out at the stem....laugh laugh noway


laugh laugh laugh

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:32 AM

All of the ladies in here are on my side.

What a surprise! ;)

Another victory for FEMINISM!


Is this guy for feminism?

Isn't that contradicting?

txazdesertgirl's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:34 AM
Good point made earlier tho...what makes it your spot? Your name painted on the curb???

RicJL's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:34 AM

Why, thank you Suzy!

Respectful Ned - 1

Disrespectful CAVEMEN - 0

;)


Okay, that's a new low. Accepting an apology date is a lot like a mercy roll in the hay. Have you no self respect at all?
Stand up for yourself, Ned! Get some self esteem! Be a man, not a mouse!
Sheesh!

Winx's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:36 AM
Question - Is this spot assigned to you in a parking lot or is it street parking?

Respectful_Ned's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:36 AM
It is my parking spot at the apartment complex I live in. I pay fees for it.

DebbieJT's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:38 AM
i suspect if she doesnt live there and was visiting that her boyfriend mite live there..maybe..the parking in your spot is disrespectful..first time she didnt know second time just been rude..why would you wish to entertain a lady who has no manners hun...

dorky_and_sporky's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:40 AM
now you're paying for her parking. why stop there? why not pay her rent too? you'll get the exact same thing out of the deal - jack diddly squat

Winx's photo
Thu 04/24/08 09:40 AM
Edited by Winx on Thu 04/24/08 09:41 AM

It is my parking spot at the apartment complex I live in. I pay fees for it.


And she knows this?

My thoughts - If she does know this, she is being disrepectful, selfish and immature. I prefer to not be around people like that.