~ More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

~ You think the stock market has a fence around it.

~ You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

~ You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

~ Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

~ Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

~ You've ever used lard in bed.

~ Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

~ You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

~ You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame

I especially like the one about kudzu!!!!!

LMAO!! good one!!

Ok, what's kudzu?

a fast growing vine

this horrible plant that kills all other plants...it's indigenous to Japan

ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH?! (shhh.... i better not let the rednecks here in TN hear me....)