Topic: Men, I will help you if you ask...
hauveralan's photo
Fri 05/09/08 11:43 AM



Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile

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hauveralan...uh oh...that headline will stop alot of women in their tracks...women like time!
Change it to "devoted dad" or something similar...you say you are wanting a relationship...that will take some time.
The pic is fine since you are a dad and that is what you are trying to convey to any possible companion.

Maybe you should change to "looking for friends" since your time is soo limited. that way, if you did meet someone you really hit it off with maybe you
could make some time for her. But the other ones will undestand you are just wanting friendship and do not have alot of time to offer.

Good luck in school
Cute kid:smile:


thank you

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 11:44 AM



Hey lil!

My suggestion for help for some profiles is PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON!!!! huh ohwell


LOL that is what I tell them if they are seeking a serious relationship...if they aren't well...that might get what they want. :wink:



Somehow I doubt that! laugh If you need a man bra, put on a shirt people!



auburngirl : "Look deep into my eye! " LOL how about making that plural, "EYES" I kept visualizing a cyclops LOL Just kidding...

GREAT PIC...Pretty SMile...

Profile looks great for "looking for Friends"

GO AUBURN!!! LOL
bigsmile

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 05/09/08 11:56 AM

Are you offering "natural male enhancement" pills or something? huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:12 PM


You mean

"Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills"

doesn't work?noway


It did for me, don't you dare change it sugar.....:wink:


Lily0923...had to do you lol...Your headline is very fitting I think with your personality...at least from what I have seen of you on here , (WILD PLAYFUL SASSY FUN) so keep it..

The pic is cute...but you have several good pics and can change them about.

The description is excellent...you make know bones about who you are and what you want and don't want. You also describe well what kind of man you will and will not tolerate, what kind of relationship you want...

good profile!
drinker

chuck366's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:13 PM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


Help me catch my dreamgirl, make her rich too plz

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:17 PM


Are you offering "natural male enhancement" pills or something? huh
laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker


chevylover1965 ...Your headline is ok for "FRIENDSHIP" i reckin'...if you were looking for something more ...I would say change it.

All of those pics and not one clear closup! Do you have a friend with a camera? Have them take a closeup...or maybe you can crop the pne you have to show more of you ...less background.

The rest of your profile seems fine for FRIENDSHIP.

Admitting to liking Taco Bell is a big gamble LOL'


Have fun! drinker

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:22 PM


Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


Help me catch my dreamgirl, make her rich too plz


chuck366...Headline is actually GOOD..."Come Hug Me"...cuddly fun but not crude.

WOW with a good closeup pic like the one with the sexy whiskers...why would you put up the sport pic??? I would change that right away...and watch the women flock to you!!!

Overall great profile.. you describe alot of what you like and want. Go fer it! And have fun!

CHEERS
drinker

chuck366's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:23 PM



Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


Help me catch my dreamgirl, make her rich too plz


chuck366...Headline is actually GOOD..."Come Hug Me"...cuddly fun but not crude.

WOW with a good closeup pic like the one with the sexy whiskers...why would you put up the sport pic??? I would change that right away...and watch the women flock to you!!!

Overall great profile.. you describe alot of what you like and want. Go fer it! And have fun!

CHEERS
drinker


I win! I win! I win! oh, wheres my wealthy lovebird???????????

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:24 PM
flowerforyou Ive been trying to tell some of the other guys what worksflowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:33 PM

flowerforyou Ive been trying to tell some of the other guys what worksflowerforyou


MirrorMirror...Oh Mirror Mirror on the wall that is not the loveliest pic of all...actually it is disturbing for some odd reason...lol

Why don't you like a pic of yourself? A pic of yourself is better as main pic.
Think about it...don't you like to see woman's pictures? What if all the women here put up pics of cartoons or dogs? Might as well be a
blye box in my opinion.

But, You are only looking for friendship...so I guess that is a bit more acceptable.

Your headline is ok...kinda funny.


Your description is lacking , but just for friends is ok.

Ok, go about your mirror mirror way LOL


I'd be your friend :)flowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:37 PM




Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


Help me catch my dreamgirl, make her rich too plz


chuck366...Headline is actually GOOD..."Come Hug Me"...cuddly fun but not crude.

WOW with a good closeup pic like the one with the sexy whiskers...why would you put up the sport pic??? I would change that right away...and watch the women flock to you!!!

Overall great profile.. you describe alot of what you like and want. Go fer it! And have fun!

CHEERS
drinker


I win! I win! I win! oh, wheres my wealthy lovebird???????????


OH YEAH!!! THAT'S the pic bigsmile

seahawks's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:38 PM

You mean

"Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills"

doesn't work?noway
laugh laugh laugh

viraloneontheout's photo
Fri 05/09/08 12:53 PM
hey there lil angel go ahead

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 01:18 PM


You mean

"Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills"

doesn't work?noway
laugh laugh laugh


seahawks :Headline is fine

Once again, main pic needs to change unless you really are a cartoon indian lol

You have a nice pic in your profile...the one with the black vest...use it instead.


You could add more to your description.

Dating 20-60 WOW what a range LOL

Have Fun!drinker

cnoteblack's photo
Fri 05/09/08 01:21 PM
oh good spruce up the place sweety..change the curtains what ever you like but the lobsters stay ok? good lets get started

seahawks's photo
Fri 05/09/08 01:24 PM



You mean

"Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills"

doesn't work?noway
laugh laugh laugh


seahawks :Headline is fine

Once again, main pic needs to change unless you really are a cartoon indian lol

You have a nice pic in your profile...the one with the black vest...use it instead.


You could add more to your description.

Dating 20-60 WOW what a range LOL

Have Fun!drinker
drinker flowerforyou thank you now get to my room.!!!laugh

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 01:24 PM

hey there lil angel go ahead


telling lilangel to "Go ahead" could be dangerous :wink: bigsmile

viraloneontheout : Headline is ok

Your main pic should be a closeup face shot preferably with a smile...chest is nice...,,mmm lol But, you could save it for inside profile. You have a nice smiling pic of you in blue hat.

Your description is good. I love the poetry-even those who don't love poetry love men that can write. You make it know what you are after , "dating-nothing neccessarily serious...this is good to know for most.
Shows your intent and honesty. 18-60 is WIDE range, though LOL But, oh well :D

CHEERSdrinker

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 01:30 PM

oh good spruce up the place sweety..change the curtains what ever you like but the lobsters stay ok? good lets get started




cnoteblack : Headline seems fine.

Do you have any pics of you smiling or is it against your religion? LOL

I kind of like the one of you in blue shirt, if you were smiling.
But at least in the pic you have up you can see your face.

Your description lacks detail. You need to tell more about yourself and what you are looking for...long lasting relationship-casual relationship???
What kind of woman are you after? What do you like? Don't like? Positively can't stand...etc...

Beef it up and add a smiling pic and wallah...I bet you will find all sorts of california ladies!


Cheers drinker

Winx's photo
Sun 05/11/08 12:54 AM

It's not a side ways pic darlin... it's simply an overhead shot of me in the shower. I see the gals on these sites taking those over head pics of them selves all the time because it shows off their boobs and hides their bellies.... and I get you don't get the humor of that pic or how it tells someone a little about my real personality, but the right person will get it.... lol

But I just had to comment about you keep on saying it's a "side ways" pic... it's not, it's just the camera view from above me... lol


You may call it what you want, but it is still a sideways pic. to the viewers.flowerforyou

Winx's photo
Sun 05/11/08 12:55 AM

Hey lil!

My suggestion for help for some profiles is PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON!!!! huh ohwell



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