Topic: Men, I will help you if you ask...
whtsugar2008's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:39 AM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile




damn...................i need some help too...i cant find that military and noral guy....and im goin nuts

docburneraz's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:39 AM
What about my fantastic mullet? doesnt that help?

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:39 AM


Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


You sneak....laugh laugh But, go MO.....:wink: laugh laugh laugh


HA! :wink: bigsmile

hauveralan's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:41 AM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile

k what is wrong with mine

A1SeekingU's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:41 AM
When you're done, I'll help you with your profile.. tmi...

docburneraz's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:41 AM
Uh NO Sasquatchgrumble

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:43 AM

drinker

jtip...your headline is fine if it is really just friends you are looking for. If you really want more , though, this could stop a woman from contacting you that might like more...

The main pic needs to be changed...i prefer the one of you smiling in the plaid shirt. If you are truly just wanting friends...the one with the beautiful little girl is sweet.

Your profile description seems fine for "friend only" contact. I would add you as my friend.

Cheers drinker

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:44 AM

When you're done, I'll help you with your profile.. tmi...


Thank you...is always good for the opposite ses and an outsider looking in to make suggestions.:smile:

no photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:48 AM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile

dr. ruth will help us guys............laugh laugh drinker drinker

Kuvan's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:49 AM
I'm new here so I'll certainly be glad for some profile help.

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:50 AM


Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


Not looking for a girl but this should be fun. Go for it.drinker



Neurofriction...your headline is too intense...How about , "I am a guy that knows what I want, could it be you?"

You need new pictures, neuro...they are ok...but you need a good headshot with shirt on and a smile...nothing wrong with a smile... you look mad at the world and in a big hurry to get to knowwhere. Lighten up. I look at you and see a thorn covered wall...OUCH!

Just tryint to help...

Your description needs to tell more about yourself...you appear very guarded. One of the most attractive things to a woman is a man who is open and friendly and giving of himself.

Good luck

adj4u's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:52 AM
well thx angel i appreciate the offer but i want someone not for who i am but in spite of who a i am laugh


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no photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:53 AM
this could be....fun........laugh

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:55 AM
It's not my fault, everyone doesn't have to deal with these sharp pointy things sticking out of their head...makes it difficult to think of something clever.smokin

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 08:57 AM

Funny... you gonna add glitter graphics, or what? lol



LookinForSparks...Your headline is fine if that is what you want...if you want more of a committed relationship...that could run some women off.

The sideways pic has got to go...why you wuld pick it over the much nicer cowboy hat ones, I will never know...your main pic is the doorway to your profile...always pic the best pic...one that is closeup and smiling. A woman loves a nice smile.

If you are only wanting casual relationships, the open shirt pic is fine..but not as main pic...if you want more of a commited rleationship...nix it all together.

save it just for her.

Everything but the last sentence on your profile seems fine for what you are looking for..".sweet moans", a bit cheesy...save that stuff for soft whispers on the phone or in person. Casual relationships don't need to sound so cheap.

Good luck

ADiamond's photo
Fri 05/09/08 09:00 AM



Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


You sneak....laugh laugh But, go MO.....:wink: laugh laugh laugh


HA! :wink: bigsmile


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ADiamond's photo
Fri 05/09/08 09:00 AM

When you're done, I'll help you with your profile.. tmi...


ouch......laugh

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 09:06 AM

Are you offering "natural male enhancement" pills or something? huh


Wiley...your headline has got to go...is fine to not know what you are looking for...but don't tell everyone you are so clueless LOL

Try, "I am looking-Are you looking?"

Nix the cat pic...some people are allergic and you aren't a cat, are you?

You have to put a picture of yourself, closeup and smiling on the main pic...this is soooooooo important I cannot stress it enough...animal pics are fine for inside your profile...they show you love animals and must be kind.

Ok. your description is ok...BUT, I see hesitant words..CAUTIOUS, RESERVED...take them out. Say something more like, "I can really open up with the right person", "I like to take things slow and build a solid relationship"....

You do not need to give out details of where you live or who you live with...a grown man living with relatives just does not appeal to some women...take that out....ad more about things you like to do and things you are looking for in a companion.

Good luck

lilangel2's photo
Fri 05/09/08 09:24 AM

What if it's you? :wink:


Can't be me...i am WIDOWED! :wink: bigsmile


forever_fifties...Your headline should not even include MEN...unless you like sharing LOL

Change "Men" to "MAN" and itwill be ok...

Got to get the marine corp logo off the main pic...it is nice for inside...Military service is very attractive and honorable to most women, However, don't use it as bait. Use yourself...it is YOU you are trying to sell...not the Marine Corp.

Pick one of the closeups of you smiling.

"First no widows; they cannot make up their minds whether they want to date or not and I imagine they'd be forever comparing me to their dearly departed" Wow, at your age, you might miss out on some great women! I am widow...a good friend of mine on here is also widow...I would nix that if I were you...unless you are definaltly sure all widows fit that profile.

The rest of your profile description seems Great...you give a lot of detail about who you are and what you are looking for and what you like to do.

Good Luck

LookinForSparks's photo
Fri 05/09/08 09:24 AM
Seems obvious you are telling everyone what you want to see or hear from them on their profile... and you also seem to think you're speaking for ALL women as you say "women like that" a lot in these post.

Just food for thought.... have ya even considered that some woman don't want or aren't going to like the same things you do?

My advice to all these guys is to keep your profiles just the way they are if they reflect who you really are and what you're looking for.... why would you change your profile to what this one gal would like to see if it doesn't truly reflect who you are? Seems to me we should show who we are and hopefully that will attract the woman that will like who we are.... isn't that the point of all of this? lol

And yes, I'm gonna leave the shower pic on my profile because I'm a singing in the shower type of guy.... and some will get the humor of that pic I think.... lol