A man comes home one day to his wife
takes off his coat slams down his briefcase
points a finger at her and says:" Now look here woman!
THIS IS HOW IT WILL BE FROM NOW ON....YOU WILL cook
clean fix dessert be WILLING ANYTIME ANYWHERE ANYHOW I WANT IT
and won't complain one time ! DO YOU HEAR ME!"
The woman stands in a moment of silence as the man says:
" and who do you think will dress me in the morning?"
The woman slowly raises her head and with a smile on her face says:" THE UNDERTAKER, is my guess."

good one......

Good answer!

Il est tres bon!

Merci bou coup... ( and no my french is sooooooo sad )
Dankeschoen (*phew* much better at german)