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A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walk into a bar. The bartender takes a look, does a double take and then says loudly, "What is this? A friggin joke?"
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be glad your not a rectal thermomiter tester,, that job has to blow  thats true
I applied for that job but they said I couldn't do it and I asked why and they said my hands were too dirty....
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laugh.....im havin a bad night 
u 2? 
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put on some happy music
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laugh.....im havin a bad night
Your bra's on fire. |
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So I was discussing things with my new girlfriend and I explained to her that after being married for 17 yrs I expected certain things during our lovemaking. Like could you at least mention my name when you orgasm?
Why? she said, you're not there when it happens. Ouch!
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laugh.....im havin a bad night
I once fell asleep on the toilet. Had too much to drink
Ok only shared that for you. 
aww thanks
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Boo.... i got scared
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Boo.... i got scared
Great picture Cherry |
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Did you see a funny profile yet? I've got one from the other day if you missed it... just email me
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I'm leavin in a few minutes.. if anyone wants to see a real funny one I shared the other day, email me
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