Well, what should I do?", asked the man of the golf pro."Hold the club
gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's
breast."Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball
250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home
telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife couldn't
wait for her lesson.The next day, his blond wife went for her lesson.The
pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club
way too hard.""What can I do?" asked the wife."Hold the club gently,
just like you'd hold your husband's penis."The wife listened carefully
to the pro's advice, took a swing, and, THUMP!-- the ball skipped down
the fairway about 15 feet."You know, that was a lot better than I
expected," the pro said. "Now, take the club out of your mouth, and,
hold it in your hands..

OMG I was not expecting
that ! Good Good

another reason to play golf...
you get to watch funny Sh*t like that

OMG she must have had one hell of a grip lol

ROTFLMAO...OHHHHHHHHHH nooooooo.....was she blonde?..lmao

definitely wasnt expecting that

that is too funny

i think thats a blonde joke though loooooool

That was a good one!