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Topic: "My dog has fleas"
michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 04:26 PM
my dog has fleas, somebody please, help me with these, my poor dog's fleas, I've given him a bath, I've been bitten by his wrath, I've given him th soap, I'm feelin' like a dope, sitting here all wet, I know my ass is draggin', how much you wanna bet, I know he's outside braggin'... got away with just a wiggle, lick my face and got a giggle, got some soap in my eye, then he went so bye bye, gone like a shot, went right out th' door, gone,like as not, now I'm on th' floor, sitting here on my ass, I know he's rolling in th'grass, now my ass is draggin', and I know he's out there braggin'... Lonely Soul

karmafury Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 10156	Sat 02/17/07 04:28 PM
LOL A good one Mike. I've been in similar situation. Why bathe him if he's just gonna roll in dirt.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76387	Sat 02/17/07 04:28 PM
Funny that is too cute and know the feeling on that one lol

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sat 02/17/07 04:32 PM
That was funny,,, Wow! I've been thier

sweetklp40 Joined Tue 01/23/07 Posts: 4498	Sat 02/17/07 04:32 PM
lol..me too..thank god i dont have to deal with that anymore. u cant get rid of fleas either..

SlickandShameless Joined Fri 02/09/07 Posts: 98	Sat 02/17/07 04:34 PM
maybe you should stop sleeping with him.

Witchypoo1969 Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 71	Sat 02/17/07 04:36 PM
Good one DJ Slick. Sometimes an itch is not a good itch. If you try to scratch it, it only gets worse. hmmmmm BTW - saw Ghost Rider today. Cage was all right. Special effects were off the deep end. Would've loved to have been on that set!

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 04:37 PM
thank you all for reading just trying to lighten things up in here... nothing says a poem can't be funny too... just an every day thing to rhyme about... keeping my brain in motion

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 04:41 PM
hey shameless... chill... if your comment were funny... you might be able to see me smile or laugh... I find you insulting me...go away please... Wichypoo...HUH?

missingyou0619 Joined Thu 02/08/07 Posts: 74	Sat 02/17/07 04:57 PM
i have to admit that was a funny one and yes i think we all need a good laugh here so i thankyou m for this amusing poem

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 05:01 PM
remembering when my wolfie got a bath, it was easy after he was trained

marilyn Joined Sat 01/20/07 Posts: 789	Sat 02/17/07 05:35 PM
Your just to cute

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 05:43 PM
I'm too cute? have you looked in a mirror lately?

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Sat 02/17/07 06:38 PM
Funny and very cute. "lighten up" yup, I think I heard that phrase before. Thanks for lighten up things around here.

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 06:54 PM
excuse me,I'm just lightin' up...lol <{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{@#*~~~ anybody want some?

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 06:55 PM
excuse me,I'm just lightin' up...lol <{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{@#*~~~ anybody want some?

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Sat 02/17/07 06:56 PM


michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sat 02/17/07 06:56 PM
didn't mean to bogart th first one like that y'all... ooooops

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Sun 02/18/07 07:12 AM
now where is that silly dog?