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Topic: Things you will never hear a woman say:
elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:05 AM
Okay, Hun.. Just go about 200 miles due north on I-55, and then when you get to exit #375, you're going to want to take a left.. Correct, going west, and continue on about three more miles.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:07 AM
Tom, be a dear and hand me the #3 Phillips screwdriver.. The flow on this carb is waaaay to rich.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:08 AM
You didn't know that Farve was spelled F A V R E?

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:09 AM
Huh, no.. 16 squared is 256, not 244..

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 06/04/08 07:10 AM
Of COURSE you can go to the strip club with the guys!!! Heres $50 and enjoy your lap dances!!!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:12 AM
You need to pull the gas tube out and use a bore brush before you shoot anymore. You are shooting about 3 inches left at 200 yards.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:12 AM
Yeah, I get to skin dinner again!!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:13 AM
Just watch me. If I get this 10th hot dog down, drinks are on you, Buddy Boy..

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Wed 06/04/08 07:14 AM
But Honey...The Wing T formation is the best balanced offensive play. With the 3 major pass threats,the 2 wideouts and a tight end, not to mention the running back out of the backfield....you know darn well a powerful ground attack, as well as a really neat passing attack can come out of this one formation. Sheesh!! Now get me a beer! Actually I HAVE said something close to this before

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:15 AM
No, there are seven ways for a runner to get on base. You have a hit, GETTING hit by the ball, a balk, 3rd strike dropped......

BIGTEDDYBEAR42 Joined Sat 05/10/08 Posts: 11	Wed 06/04/08 07:16 AM
Lmao, thought that was too funny--But you do know your football

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:16 AM
Man, Star Trek's on pretty soon Julie.. I gotta get going..

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:18 AM
Dang it.. My stats fell way down due to that trade I pulled off in Fantasy Football..

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:20 AM
It's got a 351 Cleveland, with a 4 bbl Holley carb, over-sized forged pistons, a 4 speed tranny with a no-slip diff, and a 9 bolt rear end.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:21 AM
singing I'm a HOE, you know I'm a HOE...

julieluv Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 192	Wed 06/04/08 07:22 AM
Not now honey

BIGTEDDYBEAR42 Joined Sat 05/10/08 Posts: 11	Wed 06/04/08 07:23 AM
sure you can go out for the weekend with your EX, i know your just friends

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:25 AM
Horsepower equals 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

steelersgirltina Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 4792	Wed 06/04/08 07:30 AM
Dang it.. My stats fell way down due to that trade I pulled off in Fantasy Football.. your totally wrong on that statement.. said it myself!! but dang was not the word!!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 06/04/08 07:33 AM
Tina, you're special.. lol.. But, you're an Okie.. Football is in your blood..