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go ahead f**k her you know you want to
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I'll forgo the nails and hair this week, so you can go out with they boys and have some extra cash.
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"No, I don't want a night out with the girls!"
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If I could only put on another ten pounds
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Awwww look at that, he landed on his head! Hell no, it's not bleeding that much, get your little motorcycle, get back up on that roof and see if you can make it, quit being a wuss, no, no, no, your leg is supposed to bend that way...
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of course you can bring your ex to bed with us.
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put out a new razor after I used yours
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I know it just happened that 'once'
you 'slipped' up it's ok |
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I think she is HOT too...Go ask her if she wants to join us for a THREESOME...
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Do these pants make my butt look too small????
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Do I look too skinny in these jeans???
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your socks smell nice
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Baby do you think if we trade down the diamond you could afford the big screen TV you've always wanted?
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I understand the seat goes up and down, I should have looked
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Honey please put the seat up!!!
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I don't care if my hair is messed up, I'm going anyway!
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no its not your fault, I just feel hormonal today
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yes honey...go ahead and put the HOOTERS calendar up in the bedroom...
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I'm cutting up my credit cards
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i farted you don't know the women in my family............. Or my EX
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